Well /biz/ I desperately need a job or a way to make money, I'm

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You know what time it is...

sell ur nudes on the interweb

>>1691105
Fucking where?

>>1691110
On the interweb

>>1691081
deal meth. i guarantee you that your live will be exciting

>>1691116
>>1691105
Any good website?

>>1691142
http://www.earnhoney.com/en

>>1691081
are u srs u cant find a clinical psychology job in a hospital not even in the state near you

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First, cut all your expenses. If you can live with your parents, live with your parents. No reason to pay rent and food, if there is free wifi, a full fridge, walls and a roof for a regular "I love you mom". Second, contact every relative/friend/[...]somebody you once got drunk with, do whatever makes them feel comfortable, is free for you, and ask them, if they don't know anyone looking to hire a bitch for everything. If you aren't a total non functional autist you should now have at least an entry level job as cleaning person.

For non-functional autist whoes family died 10 years ago in a tragic plane crash and who just may ask the imaginary horse friend of an anonymous poster on a Sub-Saharian rope knitting wall, don't take the hint, look for a nice tree and have a last final view on the world, here is the third option. Use your autism to monitor every job offering portal on the whole interwebz, answer every opening with a well thought out funny memorable line. In your free time create an own interwebz page where you post your applications and short articles about you looking for a job in the bad capitalist society. Host ads and use autism power to boost views, spam your page and earn regular bread crumbs. Finally praise Kek and have fun because you know darkness will come