What went wrong, /biz/?
>>1688885
tried to fight vs monopolized marked thus couldnt make profit.
She should have marketed her box matches as a toy for making eiffel tower miniatures to burn for christmas.
Just like the genius behind the pet rock.
C'mon /biz/, this would make for a fucking hilarious thread.
>>1689421
i agree
>>1688885
she was not selling her pussy
>>1689492
This
She was trying to sell a product that wasn't in demand as opposed to a product that's always in demand.
I'd say she didn't lean on the whales enough.
"Geez, it'd be a shame if my little matches accidentally burned some of your shit down... maybe you'd wanna buy some monthly fire insurance..."
>>1690388
that could work if you are a towering giant with a gang of cutthroats but made me kek.