You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't

>>1688117
Is that a teenage Arnold Schwarzenegger?

>>1688117
Because all you faggot fanboys are overvaluing him

>>1688120

No, but Elon appears to be aging well.

>>1688117
Tesla is massively overvalued. Everybody knows Tesla is the next big thing, that information is already factored into the stock price, there are no market-beating returns to be found here.

>>1688117
because he's a commie who's prime objective isn't making more money.

>>1688117
the government is already subsidizing his company

Because I don't know who it is, and /biz/ is the first I've seen of him.

>>1688313
>Everybody knows Tesla is the next big thing

No. All of reddit thinks Tesla will be the next big thing. A much more likely outcome will be Tesla winding up like their namesake. Broke as fuck while the patents they gave away make billions for other people.

This may be his plan come to think of it.

>>1688117
He is a man, and men die.

I don't invest in biological entities that can easily perish.

>>1688117
Buying tesla stock is hardly "investing in Elon Musk"

>>1688687
Lol do you ever invest in yourself? Or maybe you invest or factor in good management, all biological my dude.

I am hesitant to invest with Elon Musk because he is a dreamer. Dreamers want to be pioneers. And dreamers are dangerous.

I would much rather invest with Jeff Bezos because Bezos is an observer. Observers fill immediate needs and address existing gaps.

I would put Larry Page and crew somewhere in between.

>>1688862
Page is very much a dreamer, alphabet not so much, page does moonshoot projects though but the company is isolated from his risk.

But you're completely right about Jeff, he is a true business driving entrepreneur.

>>1688687
are you preparing for the AI boom by trying to talk like a robot?

>>1688117

Because I don't have money I can afford to lose. Ya bastard.

Because his ideas have not produced any positive income. He's much better at fantasy and losing money than he is at running a profitable business.

>>1688117
Because he's a welfare queen and Trump is about to cut off his cheese

>>1688971
this...

and

this:
>>1688980


Wow... not everyone here is a massive cum guzzling faggot. Color me impressed.

Even thought Elon can't into public speaking to save his live, I still like the guy. I also like his ambitious projects. That doesn't mean I'd put up my money to fuel his wet dreams...

>>1688117
The jews already pumped TSLA stock too high.

Invest in lithium miners, thats what goes into the batteries.

>>1688955

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too much hype

but at least i am holding his rare pepe card along with pepe cash

>>1689591
Wow, I think this is the rarest pepe I have seen.

Want a non meme answer?

He's rich as fuck and doesn't need my money. He doesn't care about stock performance and all of his parents are open source.

>>1688117

http://images.gawker.com/lp1djlicukb3lcqvo9et/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636.png

>>1689639

Rich people always want to get richer though

>>1688324
WHAT?

>>1688117

Because all his fame and knowledge came from government shilling. Once it dries out its all over.