>Santa gives free gifts to children every year How does this

>>1688052
Holy shit, how did we not see this before?

Nice work, OP! Im contacting the Federal Reserve right now to process this oversight!

the only way for it to cause inflation is if every child around the world traded his/her toys into currency.. Which is rare.. most long hodl their toys, till they lose 100% value

>>1688052

Why hasn't the IRS audited Santa?

>>1688099
The IRS cant.. Santa lives in the North Pole, which is Not under Jurisdiction

Santa is not obligated to pay anything to the state

>>1688096
I knew a kid who received a brand new fire truck worth $12.99 and after two months it had risen to $14.27. But instead of selling his fire truck he opted to hodl since, but the fire truck quarterly report caused it to tank to $7.56 sad days for him

>>1688105
If he opened the box of the fire truck.. that would cause it to lose alot of value. Dont unbox your toys if you want it to keep its value.

Santa doesnt pay elves minimum wage because they're his property. Santa rapes elf wives at any time while they watch and cry

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Does he scale gifts according to the purchasing power of the economy he is giving the presents to? In poor African countries that annual gift could be a serious chunk of their GDP, what if he didn't come one year? Is he holding these people as economic hostages?

>>1688052
He gives them for free but he still buys them. He can afford this because he isn't a filthy nocoiner like you frogposters are.

>>1688116
He gives coal to naughty kids.. A good source of heat in the third world.. definately some sort of economic scaling going on

>>1688121
He never buys them, he only buys the raw materials, and then has his child slaves build them, before his cancer ridden reindeer transports his fat ass throughout the world.

>>1688141
he doesnt even need to buy them.. the arctic has alot of mineral reserves, including coal and oil.. plenty of materials to be self sufficient.

Most toys are made of plastics anyway, so they are basically compressed petroleum products

>>1688122
are you saying all niggers in Africa are naughty kids? pls check your racism

>>1688141
Where does be buy all those materials from though? Does Santa participate in illegal logging?