How do I make money quickly without effort?

>>1675711
try r9k

>>1675711
likefaucet.com
soon my friend

>>1675711
this comic shows the true power of Bernard Sanders

>>1675711
>likefaucet.com
clean pools

>>1675781
sorry didn't mean to greentext

>>1675711
be rich to begin with

Step 1. Suck thousands of dicks for free, become the worlds #1 dick sucker
Step 2. Teach a dick sucking class and charge students 1 million dollars tuition each to learn from the greatest

>>1675711
that meme is retarded. the guy on the right lost $10.

>>1675961
thats the person that you're scamming.

>>1675961
what? he's paying $30 and getting $40 back

>>1675988
$20 in box + $30 to buy box = $50. Yet he only makes a $40 return from the boxes contents.

>>1675711

Steal hubcaps?

How much money are you trying to make. The best long-term strategy is definitely investment, and short term a job is usually better than get rich quick schemes.

>>1675711
You want the least amount of effort? Get a job. Pretty much everything else requires you to work longer and harder for your income than a job because of all the non-money-making hours you have to spend to keep your business running.

Crime pays in the short run, but the long term return on investment is usually very poor.

>>1676001
stop redpilling the plebians