How can I turn $250 into $500?

r9k

heads up poker go all in every hand

Don't know how to play poker.

>>1669051
Buy candy in bulk then sell it at lunchtime for profit XDDDD

Won't you get good kneepads for that price?

>>1669076
Learn it
Easiest way to make quick money online fact.

>>1669091
do this, but substitute drugs for candy.

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>>1669144
Or guns, depending on where you live.

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>>1669144
>>1669149
why not all 3??

>>1669149
Just looked into this, seems like all the trouble of running a regular business, with the addition of dealing with the addition of added laws and complications.

>>1669051
Go to Craigslist and look for last minute landscaping jobs (temporary daily basis work). Agree to work for 2 days and make your $250 in a way that's guaranteed not to lose you the $250 you started out with.

Get a job. You can quadruple that easily every week. Its a gold investment for gas to interviews and your job until your first paycheck

>>1669051
Get another $250 without spending any of the $250 you currently have.

Simple.

Steal another $250

>>1669051
bet it all on black, faggot.

>>1669051

It's actually tougher to get a 100% ROI off $250 out of nothing than $250k to $500k within a more reasonable and realistically worthwhile time-frame.

>>1670924
>it's harder to make 250 than 250,000
/biz/ everyone

>>1670927
Fucking neets

>>1670927

Higher capitalization will always give you significantly more leverage.

>>1669051
>$10 knee pads
>$60/night motel for 4 days
>suck about 7 dicks an hour (was generous and gave you 6 hours of sleep) for $1 each
>alternatively, ask for meth donation in Craigslist ads so that you can go all night without sleeping

>>1670877
correct answer here

any investment strategy that involves a 100% gain is not feasible in the short term without accepting the same amount of risk i.e. 100% loss of principle in this case since you wish to double it.

>>1669051
sports betting. I only bet on NBA games because i know a lot of guys whos only hobby is basketball.

>>1669051
I got a serious answer:

>Be me today
>Bored at work
>Fund my online gambling account with $150
>Play roulette
>Turn $150 into $360
>Withdraw $300 and keep playing with $60
>Turn $60 into $420
>Withdraw $420

After $10 gambling fee to initially fund my gambling account, net profit for the day: $560. All in less than 1 hour.

>>1670959
>have to suck dicks for 10+ hours to make profit
Lol

Buy an ounce of shitty weed, resell for 20 a g, eighths for 55

Put it in the stock market 8-14 years.

>>1671499
Too bad online gambling is illegal in freedom land

Simple

1. Use money to start a blog and plaster ads all over it.
2. Write blog posts on a daily basis
3. Rake in passive ad revenue forever

Buy a dress shirt and slacks, mouth wash and go to a very busy area where you live.
Then, go into each bar around there and ask if they are hiring barbacks.

You didn't even even have to spend $100 and you'll be making $150 a day.

>>1669051
by 250 $1 scratch offs

btc

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>>1669051
Save it and keep saving.