how do i get rich really quick?

Two words: chip warmer.

>>1665186
Be moderately wealthy to begin with you stupid lazy fuck. Learn delayed gratification like you should have at age 5.
Do you really think /biz/ has the answer you dumb piece of shit?

>>1665186
you don't

lottery.

>>1665189
kek

>>1665186
sauce?

how do I get a kawaii neko cosplaying girlfriend

>>1665186
Look like that girl and start playing games on Twitch and post cute photos on Insta/Twitter/etc.. Soon you will became a SOCIAL INFLUENCER and brands will send you free stuff and pay you for ads.

Faster way: be a camgirl. I'm pretty sure that in 2-5 years being an online sex worker is gonna be even more accepted on a social level

Craigslist. Sell your body to desperate fat guys. Not joking.

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>>1665291

> cute
>cam girl
>mfw niggers are considered hot

FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>1665186
Holy shit I know her I think

Is that Lea Edge?

>>1665186
You could make 300k In a year, and millions in 2 or 3, but I promise you dont have the balls

Push those bricks nigga

>>1666713
but how?
*biting the bait

>>1666717
Make a product. Then sell millions of it.
Not even joking, this is a 100% guaranteed way to become rich

>>1666719
lol

>>1665192
this is your only hope

>>1666719
Something bullshit like legmade beardoil for hipsters?
Or should I create something with real value? What's the best product that makes real profit and not too complicated?

>>1666717

he literally told you in his post you drooling retard

sell drugs

>>1667334

you're part of that 90% chief

people who get rich (and in a short period of time) are smarter than general population so i doubt you have that in you.

there is no fast trick to getting rich. if there was everyone would abuse it

>>1666215
fag

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>>1665189

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>>1668657
It's a small, sleek and portable kitchen appliance with easy pre-set buttons that'd heat up your Mexican tortilla chips to that classic restaurant-style warmth, that could easily be tucked away in a cabinet.

>>1668662
Why $2.5?