What i need to do for you to give me 500$?
>>1664358
give me your kidney
>>1664358
Offer me a product or service that I perceive as being worth $500
>>1664358
You could suck my dick.
And then give me your kidney.
OP, you need the 500 so its up to you to decide what to offer. And I can either accept or not.
So?
Give me 500 blowjobs. Did you invest in a good pair of knee pads?
>>1664358
500 blowjobs duh
do you even math
>>1664358
Suck my kidney.
>>1664358
Let me open sports betting accounts in your name
>>1664358
Get girl in your OP on mah dick. Although honestly I reckon $400 of that would be bragging rights to fucking a minor celebrity... I'm a vain man, so it'd be totes worth it.