itt: we laugh at the retards who miss the oil gains of saturday

non-opec deal reached, TPLM 2damoon

non-oilers on suicide watch

shit. I was literally looking at my energy stocks on Friday and thinking about dumping them to reallocate funds.
>here's waiting for Moon-shot Monday!

TPLM will go to 1.5 usd on monday

>>1662782
No it won't.

EBAY will go to $30.

>>1662954
fuck off cuck

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>>1661981
I'm holding 100 11.5 dec 16 call options. Expecting to gain about 8k just on a 4% increase in oil.

When should I sell all my monday gains, /oil/?

>>1663472
Sell before wed fed meeting

I feel kinda dumb because 90% of my portfolio is in petroleum but I'd feel even dumber if it was any less because it's gonna double across the board before it levels out.

Petroleum will drop again when the economy crashes again because of demand, but then Ill be 90% in internet stocks, malt liquor, foreclosed properties (again) and Greenbrair and shorting General Motors (again).

I think anyone could feasibly buy at open if they're not holding over the weekend. Oil tends to run for multiple days Plenty of gains to be had.

>>1663549
shorting GM? I have a pretty large position in them. I imagined if they fell off at all then Berkshire Hathaway would just take them private as they already own a hefty chunk of the company.

>>1663560
GM is awful during a recession because they make poorly valued uncompetitive products, so they fall under consumer discretionary sector but they're huge and always survive and always have investors... they're like a shark, a big dumb animal too stupid know it's dying, so it's fun to short them.

I would liquidate your position with them once things get rocky. No idea when but I think soon

fuck i cant wait to monday¨and see gains

should i take xanax and booze to pass out and teleport there

>>1663610
you don't want to die before seeing your gains right?