Okay /biz/, I'm ready to be a millionaire how do I do this

>>1660176
Get more capital you fucking cuck

>>1660176
go all-in on AMD

>>1660179

I have 12k in savings but im not touching it i have no idea what im doing

>>1660180

should I really or is this a meme

>>1660180
don't pull out before $14

>>1660176
>$20

embarrassing

>>1660180
i heard this is good.

Lazy man's guide to investing:
>invest only in companies that do good business (that means they make money and the core business model is feasible), classic example is Coca Cola t. warren buffet
>buy companies that yield dividends
>invest for LONG TERM (that means don't fucking panic)
>decrease portfolio risk by diversifying (that means buy more than one company's stock)

Laziest man's guide to investing
>buy into index funds (e.g. S&P 500)
>do this because you have no idea what you're doing and will probably just fuck your savings up
>enjoy the 6-8% annual profit

>>1660184
If you have 12k, There's no reason you can't throw 5,500 in. Do you work? If so you should really be funding a Roth IRA instead of rolling around in the Meme stock mud pit.