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I've decided to use my smart phone and my various online accounts that I have cultivated to start a tech company with various high-profile investors....

the more I watch Shark Tank and read Gizmodo, the more I become convinced that I can use self-help books and Chinese electro-gadgets to win the lottery and produce something revolutionary out of thin air with my pea-brain and my absolute lack of any sort of skill besides masturbating and filling my sugar plum head with fanciful distractions. It's mostly my fault but yes my parents and teachers did sell me down the river. My backup plan is to get a girl pregnant... no matter what I know that I will be watching a lot of TV. Work smarter not harder, 4 hour work week, Just gotta find the right scam to start reeling in affiliate bucks. I hope nobody gives me what I deserve which is a bullet in my head.
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hi sam hyde
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>My backup plan is to get a girl pregnant.
Oh good advice. I will make that my backup plan as well.
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>>1659847

You're depressed. You should look at books on that instead
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>>1659847
Didn't mention any crypto or use the phrase "ideas guy".
Not /biz/ enough.

3/10 satire.
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>>1659847
you are too sarcastic to succeed and your sarcasm sounds too hate filled. success is about personality at the end of the day.
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>>1659847
Good video, desu
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>>1659847
90% of /biz is u anon.

Lol.
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>>1660687
2-10 actually m8. Open didn't autisticly pump a stock he holds
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>>1659847
>>1659856
link 2 sam hyde vis plz?
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>>1661950
https://youtu.be/Op77ac-gwcQ
This isn't the video, but it's one like it.

Can't remember the one with op's particular dialogue
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