Fucked

why don't you have said things? are you a lazy piece of shit by any means?

>>1659535

hitchhike to the nearest city and sell my boipucci

>>1659535
you have to go back

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Kys

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>>1659608
>>1659549
>>1659554
Thanks guys

>>1659598
What?

>>1659535
maybe you should have been developing some marketable skills instead of jacking off to cartoons, indulging yourself with drugs, and playing video games. Tough luck kiddo.

>>1659635
Yeah, you're probably right but before you make anymore assumptions I was a sales & promotion director for Carnival cruislines for about 2 years making $62k a year but I had my identity stolen the same time I was going through a divorce. That's what made me lose the game of life in one week.

>>1659666
>identity stolen

that doesnt just happen like that

obviously youre involved in some shit. go seek legal council

As someone with nothing, you're am all star candidate for social services

>>1659619
What'd you expect asking a child molestation forum for financial/legal advice? Better to ask that question on Reddit if you're looking for people that actually care

>>1659666
how the fuck can you lose your ID, SSN, birth certificate and money through identity theft? You're bullshitting big time

Time to go back Carlos :)

>>1659906
This, if you were actually physically robbed of all these things
>why didnt you call the police
>why were they so easy to find and take
Also howd you lose your job, identity theft doesnt get you fired unless they show up to work disguised as you and cum in the watercooler.

Prepare to be homeless? Start scoping you city out for good homeless locations, get some survival supplies, eat food out of grocery store garbage bins. They throw out a lot of perfectly good food just because the expiry date had passed

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>>1659535
>I'm at the end of my rope

How much rope do you have left?

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Time to go back Paco

Think of it like this OP, you have nothing else to lose, you are completely free . You can do anything you want with no worries. These people obviously dont care, i dont know why because they would think different if it happened to them.. and i hope it does... in fact, maybe soon society will collapse and people will learn that you cant eat the money. You will know how to survive while all these rich assholes will hopefully perish.

Move to your parents house

>>1659535

How is this possible? Where is your money going and why don't you have an ID?

You either have a drug or gambling problem or you've intentionally fucked up somewhere.

How old are you?

>>1659666

What does having your identity stolen have to do with anything?

You're not legally liable for any of it as long as you file a police report and sign the affidavits.

>>1659535
You have to go back muchacho

>>1659985
That's incorrect. A proper hangmans noose should have 13 turns.

>>1659535
Shoo shoo Miguel

>>1659535
Get off /biz/ for a start, most of the people here are NEETs who have never had to fend for themselves. And the ones who are semi-functioning adults are just gonna mock you for getting yourself in the situation in the firstplace.

Find a couch to crash on, you've got friends don't you? Spend literally every day getting up off that couch looking for jobs, if you can go to a fucking fruit picking place or a cattle ranch or something where they offer you board for work. You won't earn much, and they will fuck you over, but at least you'll be off the streets.

A few tips
>Dumpster Dive behind bakeries and sometimes grocery stores. Nowhere else.
>Friday nights is when you go to the front of a charity store where some lazy fuck has dumped a bunch of their kids/ex-husband's clothes and possessions in front of the door because they were too lazy to take it in during opening hours: you might find yourself a nice satchel and warm clothes
>Is there a casino in your city? The bars at casinos are primo spots to find sexually hungry middle-aged women

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When I first became rich I had a lot of people come out of the woodwork. Pretending to be best friends and all. They were poor, of course, but I realized something. Most people are poor because of themselves. It's their fault. It's almost 2017, for fuck sake. You have no excuses. You're not living in a hut in Africa, you fucking bullshitter. You have EVERYTHING at your fingertips. Literally go to Google.com and search for anything. https://www.google.com/#q=How+to+change+a+door+knob or, and this will be more useful for you in your future, OP... https://www.google.com/#q=How+to+give+oral+sex but what do people do? Spend their time playing video games and masturbating to blacked.com videos.

Don't play victim to circumstances you've created. I used to feel sympathy for poor people, but once I realized that it's their fault it became funny. Now I just bully them. It used to be awkward before to reject them, but now I pray that they ask me so I can make fun of them.

>Can u help me out family???
I'm not hiring.
>haha bro <3 u funny nah i mean like best buddy bro dude can you slide me like $10,000 bro please? i kno u got it cuz u awesome like that haha...
Do what I did. Suck 1,000,000 dicks for a dollar each. You'll have money in no time.
>hahah yeah true but like u hustling pretty hard ha but bro i got some good ideas tho bro
They're not very good if you're still poor, huh?
> :(

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I remember a faggot was trying to give me his sob story. Talking about how life is how and how rich people like me don't understand the struggles of regular folk. That it's not as simple as getting a better job or more money (yes it is) but the more I questioned him the more apparent it was that he's a fucking liar. His stupid fucking ass used to be hustlin' a few years back and he bought a bunch of stupid shit. Trampolines, video games ($60 a piece ads up fast), computers, televisions, etc. Not only did he rarely use them, but I GUARANTEE YOU he'd give it all bad not to suffer now. His fault. Made stupid decisions. He has to live with them. Why would you reward stupidity? There's consequences for your actions. You can't just spend the rest of your life in your safe space anonymously shitposting on 4chan.

No wonder so few people on the planet are rich. It's not because of some conspiracy. It's because 99% of you are fucking retarded and you'd rather live in your own bubble than to face the reality of MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, it being your fault. The sooner you realize it's your fault, the faster you can begin changing your life around. Don't play victim and act like it's someone elses fault.

>Evicted Wednesday of next week
This was a long time coming. No one evicts you willy nilly.
>No I.D.
You implying you don't have a driver's license?
>No Social Security card
Better hope you know the number at least.
>Birth Certificate
Meh, depends on the situation.
>No money
Dumbass
>Nothing of value
Buy an iPhone 7 while you can barely afford to get by. You know, so you can call the homeless shelter. (^:

Maybe you'll do better in the next life. Good luck. Hopefully you don't get stabbed by a homeless loony. Merry Christmas, you cuck.

Don't be a consumer whore. Be healthy mentally and physically. Do what you're supposed to. Get good grades in school. Find employment whatever it may be. Go to college, if you so choose. Save your money and be an adult. Something like that. :^)

>>1659535
move back to mexico

Military I guess.

You have to go back.

>>1659666
Well, if you say so Satan... although I would just work on trying to get my identity back....