How can I be Rothschild?

>>1658459
You can't but if you invest in kneepads they'll probably make you their bitch or something for a day and then throw you out after they're done.

Skin and wear him like a suit. he's so old and saggy nobody would be able to tell the difference.

Marry in.

Ourr even easier, just change your last name legally

prosthetics


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>>1658459
>Go back in time.
>invent international banking
>invest in both sides of every major war until WW1
>realize there's not enough money to go around
>invent fractional reserve banking
>invent central banks
>make sure you're major stockholder in all central banks and your buddies own the rest
>fund only nations with central banks going to war against nations without central banks
>create world bank
>own all the money and lease it out to the plebs