Resume Thread

>>1654906
>Also does anyone know if this was real?
Of course it's real look at the effort put in. The irony is alot of resumes that look like that always have links to their websites showing their content and previous work. Honestly these autists are really talented but then they fuck up their resumes with this shit.

>>1654906
>>Favorite editor: VIM
This little autist ain't serious, is he?

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r-rate?

You better be fucking kidding.

>>1654943
What are you trying to get into?

>>1654967

intelligence collection/analyst with the gubmint

>>1654943
>GIMP
Nigger you better put Photoshop CC/CS6 on there too if you want work.
>THEYRE THE SAME THING
Employers dont give too shits
Also +1 for knowing Mandarin man

honestly ops cv describes a really talented individual who could easily get hired if he removed the creep factor.

>>1654974
I think you'l be fine.

I don't really like the layout for your resume though, but thats just me.

>>1654943
Why is there a massive gap in your work history?

>>1654906
>Also does anyone know if this was real?
Don't know if it's real.

I worked for a guy many years ago who could only be described as "eccentric". He used to advertise his business wearing a sandwich board.

He was hiring a marketing person and one guy sent his resume in the size and shape of a sandwich board. Boss was impressed but guy didn't get hired. Another guy sent his resume in on fluorescent orange paper.

>>1655317

Look at the education section

>>1655354
Are these people what you would call "risk takers" or just aspie fucks?

>>1654943
Fucking atrocious. That format is terrible.

>>1655443

recommend a better one.

>>1655412
The sandwich board resume tailored to the eccentric guy who uses sandwich boards is a move I respect. If you get the feeling a firm's culture lends itself to that sort of thing, go for it

>>1654906
>tfw this guy with serious autism is way more qualified than me
How can I even cope?

>>1655639

No matter how good you are, there's an autist that's better. Never forget.

mine is just a quick and to the point list of all my accomplishments

no 28px name or icons

just a fucking resume that you grab, see two pages of work history and then the other shit that does not matter at that point.

>>1655675
>two pages

>>1654906
Brony or not, that's still a pretty decent resume..

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Critique is always welcome.

Just my general resume and have tailored ones but looking to get into consultancy/private equity/general managment traineeships.

There is a second page which includes some modeling, language and programming skills.

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I’m 23 and I’ve thought about leaving my job as a server and also thought about taking a break from school for a while. I was a NEET for a while, but I managed to kinda turn my life around. I’m doing bad in school because my depression is back and really fucking me up. I thought about just working in a hospital as a desk monkey. If I get the job I will get paid more and I will get more hrs. So I guess it better than working in a restaurant.
I'm just scared it will fuck up my mental gains. It seems like a boring job, but I really do need more money, so I kind of need the job. The problem is that I have no experience working at a desk job. I only have experience working in a restaurant. The requirements to get the job are pretty low, but I just want to make myself stand out with my resume.
Here is my resume.
Would you guys hire me or give me some tips on how to improve my resume?

>>1654906

>is from San Francisco

It's probably real.

>>1655743

>accounting

Not even once.

>>1655693
you spelled honors wrong you fucking idiot

>>1655754
Yeah I know. I hate it

But would you say that this is somewhat impressive for a simple desk job at a hospital?

>>1655354
>fluorescent
>orange
>paper
>resume

must resist.png

>>1655753

Am from San Francisco.

Can confirm.

>>1655773
>1655773
http://www.rug.nl/education/honours-college/?lang=en

Clearly. American vs british you dipshit ;)

>>1655776

Sure, but you don't even need a degree for that shit. Desk jobs are traditionally horrible unless you're a thinker or decision maker.

>>1655786
Cool.

I have been thinking about taking a break from school, so what would I put on my resume if I didn't finish my degree?

also my gpa will probably suffer after this semester. If it falls below a 3.0 and I don't put it down, will that make me look really bad?

>>1655808

If it falls below a 3.0, do not put it on your resume. It's that simple.

>>1655808

Also, I would add how terrible of an idea it would be for you to drop out of college. Life without a degree is going to offer you significantly less career opportunities and cash on hand. Unless you have money to invest or start your own business you're limiting your career choices and making a terrible decision. Finish school and stop being so lazy.

You may even want to consider getting an MBA with how saturated the market is with business degrees.

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>>1655773

>>1655743
don't put your GPA on your resume unelss it's impressive. Most places will never ask

>>1654943
This is why you don't use tacky resume templates. It makes it hard to read. Redo it in vertical form and get rid of all those stupid icons.

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>his shit-resume is one page
you are small time

>>1655443
This. Maybe if you were printing out the resume and handing it in in person it would be fine. But submitting that online would have many format issues and would go straight in the trash. As a HR cuck I can't stand formatted resumes like this. Just put your name contact info work experience and education. I don't care about your "skills" or GPA.

I'll greentext my basic resume
>20 yrs old Junior
>*top 20* United States University
>Actuarial Mathematics
>2.2 cumulative GPA (inb4 GPA sux no1 will hire)
>Exams passed: P & FM
>2000 SAT
>Random shit I know how to do at at least intermediate level: Excel, C++, java, Matlab, Minitab, r, sas, etc... know a bunch of shit about finance.
>Work experience: unimpressive position in food service
>140 IQ
>various athletic achievements
>various volunteer work I can throw in there
Any feedback or advice would be helpful

>>1655923
What is HR like?
also this is me>>1655743

Is this something you would like to see?

>>1654943
Sorry, we need someone who speaks English.

is the "secret white font key words" just a meme or does it actually work?

>>1655926

Take your IQ and SAT off, that is some autistic bullshit to pride yourself on and hiring managers will only roll their eyes at you. Your GPA is low, don't include that either. If companies ask then don't lie about your grades, but don't be forthcoming with the info.

Your shit is pretty bare desu anon, get an internship/co-op, preferably this Summer. It's good that you're at a decent school, their career department will hopefully be able to help set you up with interviews.

>>1655926
Please, for God's sake, don't include your IQ on a resume. You also should leave off your low GPA and your SAT scores

>>1655974

my nigga

>>1655926

>2.2 GPA
>140 IQ

Something just don't add up boys.

>>1655986
Too much time spent on things that didn't matter

>>1655931
Nobody cares about GPA. Everybody has a degree And a GPA. Put actual shit that is impressive like president of a club or a school project that was successful. And a major is a broad term. Put what you specialized in. Like any specific courses in auditing or jacking off to porn. Hundreds of people apply with an accounting degree. What accounting did you specialize in?

>>1655986
Smart but lazy

>>1655987
Then why would I want to hire you?

>>1655998
I can't change the past, so I'm looking for advice for the future that was the point of my post

>>1655989
Well I never finished my accounting courses. I really don't like my major which is why I thought about taking a break from school. I saw a few hospital desk positions being available, so I thought applying to there. I don't need a degree for the job, but it says that I need some experience in the office area.

Since I don't have any I'm trying to make myself seem like a good fit with my resume.

>>1656005
It looks like you don't have much of a future. You claim you to have a 140 IQ as if people are supposed to be impressed by that, yet you are a clueless fuck up.

Just get some mindless warehouse job as that looks like all you will ever be good for.

>>1656005

Get work experience by any means necessary because right now your resume makes you look lazy and unemployable.

>>1656010
They always say this or that to weed out the degenerate. We say we require 5 years experience in positions that are basically entry level just so the cry babies and man childs don't apply.

Apply to places.
Wait a day or two.
Call and ask for HR or hiring manager about application questions.
Tell them you applied and were wondering if they reviewed it and when interviews start.
99% of the time they will schedule an interview or tell you that interview stages hasn't begun and will tell you when. They will ask for your name and number but 90% of the time they lose it or never write it down to begin with. So just call back when they said interviews were starting.
When at the interview just be elaborate. Describe things in details. They don't have to be perfect answers, but they should be more than a spoken sentence or two with um being the every 3rd word.
When the interview is over and they ask if you have any questions, ask them how your application looked and how the interview went. Let them know you're situation and how they can approve. They'll always give you a few pointers. Take those and try another interview until you get hired.

I was 22 and have only ever worked at temp agencies because I sucked at interviews. They all knew me and eventually they asked if I wanted to work in the office. Being a virgin autist around a bunch of HR girls coaching me to become sociable was a weird experience but once I wouldn't want to take away. You just got to do it.

>>1656024
I'm pretty aspie when it comes to interviews and just talking to normal people about serious topics. How off putting is it to interview someone who is painfully nervous?

There is also an entry lvl HR assistance position open near me too. Should I also go for it?

>>1654906
whats with all the ponies and gay font

>>1654943
> one bullet for each language
> one bullet for all software

wtf

> putting down Excel on your resume

wtf

>>1655693

Literally zero design in this shows a severe lacking of creativity.

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>>1655987
>>1655926
>only have ~125 IQ
>also have ADHD, which wasn't medicated or even diagnosed until a few months ago
>still managed a 3.2 GPA in a STEM field
I thought I was a fuck up but you made me feel a lot better.
Thanks for being a loser, anon.

>>1655743
You need to pump up your GPA kiddo

take some easy courses to pad it

> Additional Information
Wtf is this shit
> US Citizen
wtf

>>1655907
this is supreme levels of autism

>>1656213
> 3.33 gpa graduate
> 6 figure salary after 3 years working
I havent measure my IQ because Im not autistic

>>1656215
I thought adding tech skills was a good thing. Yeah I don't why I added the US citizen part.

>>1656018
>>1656213
Just what i needed

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I'm a college freshman making $45/hr doing serious programming. Rate and hate guys.

>>1656302
I have 2.0 GPA because I'm too busy doing everything else.

>>1656302
Get rid of those stupid fonts. And get rid of your high school diploma info, if you're in college already then no one cares about your high school. And get rid of those "what I learned" parts -- that shit belongs in your cover letter, not your resume. You are also traditionally not supposed to use articles like a, an, the, etc. in resumes. You also have some useless information that says nothing like "worked in small group of three" -- find a way to say that that will actually demonstrate something of value. You may be smart in some things, but you are shit at actually conveying the kind of information hiring managers want to see.

In general your resume could be formatted for easer reading, like moving dates and locations to the right margin.

Not horrible for a teenager, I've seen a worse resumes from people who are c-level executives at fortune 500 companies.

>>1656332
He is a freshman in college, his high school record is absolutely relevant

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>>1654906
I also have several scientific publications that I used to have on here, but they make it more than one page, so I removed em

>>1656344
I also have no idea how or if I should include coursework on here. I typically think of it as something you tailor to individual positions you apply for

>>1656336
No it's not. If he is in college, then surely he has already graduated high school. Nobody cares what high school people went to. I've worked in HR, recruitment, talent acquisition, and career consulting. There's no reason to put a HS diploma on your resume unless that is your highest level of academic attainment

>>1656354
What if he went to a local elite STEM school that everyone has heard of?

>>1656344
The would be plenty of room if you got rod of useless stuff like high school and all that extra white space between the heading and the body. You can also play with the leading to make more space. Just make another heading called "Selected Publications."

And please don't use colored font. There is literally no reason to use colors on a god damn resume.

>>1656357
I would think his other accomplishments would speak for themselves. There are very, very few good reasons to include high school if you already have higher education experience.

>>1655693
Have you even bothered to proof this? You have careless spelling and grammar mistakes, and the haphazard way you capitalize and indent is fucking driving me crazy

>>1655743
Are you even trying? This looks like you made this in 20 minutes at your library.
Also
>"orchestrate a marathon"
What is this fuckery? This is an insult to the English language.
>tapping a touchscreen counts as communicating with kitchen staff
>improve performance by having coworkers
You're hitting all the wrong points here. They don't want to learn about fucking POS or you working with coworkers. They want you to expand on customer service, being trusted with cash, taking initiative and trying not to be an autist. Go to your career center and ask for help reviewing your resume. Ask the best writer you know to help you improve it, even if you're embarrassed.
And go out and do more shit. Tax season is coming and VITA will be available. Go volunteer for VITA; it is enormously helpful for Accounting majors.
Join the accounting society and network your ass off. Work an internship. Even the hospital administration desk will be more relevant experience than being a host.

>>1656362
>there are very, very few good reasons to include high school
This is pretty fucking true. I went to a national top 30 public school in the US that has a 4% acceptance rate and I don't put that on my fucking resume because no one gives a fuck about that.

>>1656302
I'm conflicted on this because your formatting is obviously tailored towards programmers but it still looks terrible to me. Also, why don't you include more about your internship experience, or research assistant position? Get rid of those "I learned..." crap because it should already be evident in your bullet points, and those are questions your interviewer will ask you. A resume is not a place for you to answer them.

>>1655926
>he puts his IQ and SAT scores on his resume
>shit tier GPA
I would immediately throw out your resume and block your email. The only people who puts those things on their resumes are neckbeard fedora faggot retards who are "Le smart but lazy". You are anything but. I scored 2.2k on my first try and didn't bother taking it again, and I considered myself an underachiever at the time. If you wanna brag about your IQ, get a fucking MacArthur grant.

>>1656344
Expand your margins and get rid of your high school experience.
Also, I don't think you should be using "internship" to describe a research assistant position.
Why the fuck aren't you using bullet points for your leadership and activities experiences. And why do you phrase it that way? Leadership and activities?
Go to the career center and ask for help improving your resume. Columbia has a good one I've heard. Congratulations, you are one step above the average cuck here. Apply yourself and you'll go places. I suggest you join the Engineering society or honors frat if you can. You can put those on your resume. Networking is incredibly important. That's why you go to a good school. It's not the education; it's the networking opportunities.

>>1656596
>That's why you go to a good school. It's not the education; it's the networking opportunities
Could you expand on that? I just don't get how networking works. Do you meet recruiters that hand you jobs(hehe) or future coworkers or what the fuck does it mean nigga

>>1656749
Took me a long time to get used to it but networking is literally talking to successful people and potential successful people. They can literally get you a job if they like you enough. When you get the power one day, you will also have that ability. Just suck mad dick and be a person people like to talk to.

>>1656567
>. Go to your career center and ask for help reviewing your resume.


I did and they said it was fine.
Also you didn't read my post. I said that I didn't like my accounting major, so why would I try and go work in the accounting field?

>>1655693
If there's multiple applicants with the same qualification and I was a a recruiter with limited resources, I'd invite the ones with a more readable CV. Also it's showing that you lack real relevant experience because you include a lot of irrelevant bullshit at the bottom, but at least you show you're engaged

>>1655907
I guess the idea was if you have no skills of value to the employer you just proof your creativity? However this is not a good or convincing attempt for most positions...

>>1656302
Your work experience is good, but don't comment on everything again. It should be self explanatory and at least in Germany you'll have the letter of motivation for this. Why include what courses you have at university? No one cares... Also you also named your skills before...

>>1657902
So do you mean I should make it more readable? In what way?

On the lack of experience you're right. I'm Dutch though and honestly the people who do internships here are 1 in 100. Not having relevant work exeperience is very common hence me including other stuff that atleast shows some kind of engagment.
The board year is actually a lot of work and one of the things recruiters love here in the netherlands.

Any practical feedback on layout/shit is appreciated!

>>1656213
u dont have adhd if ur gpa is 3.2. ppl with adhd have poor cognitive function, poor planning, poor everything man even debt

>google sonic resume deviantart
>please god please god please god
>nothing
>damn

I'm going to start applying to jobs in Poland (currently in the us army) and I was wondering what differences to comply with when it comes to their resumes. It seems common that not just there but in most of Europe they like to have cheesy shit like a photo of yourself on the top right corner.

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fuck me up

How do you put text both on the left (job title) AND right-aligned (for the years worked) in the same line without using the tab/space button?

>>1658399
I space/tabbed it. It was super fucky trying to get the distances correct because Google Docs and PDF Reader didn't have the same formatting. Kind of think that fucked me over for a few weeks' worth of applications.

>>1658447

No skills and bunch of retarded activities

Typical woman

Im sure HR will love you

>>1656216
>>1657909
>>1655907
To give you closure: this is what you make when you are getting unemployment, your state/government has a rule that you actually have to attempt to apply and also can't turn down a job offer, but you are a piece of shit and don't actually want to work and run out the unemployment. So you make the worst possible resume that screams "do not hire me", but isn't just a 72 pt "fuck you" to make them not try to challenge that you aren't fucking trying.

>>1658390
No one gives a fuck about high school.
Also you might want to put your current GPA for college unless it's under 3.0

>>1658499
I think in Australia the GPA equivalent is WAM, mine is kinda mediocre. At the moment I'm trying to just apply for any random job I can come across but even the post office is turning me down ;_;. Does it seem like I'm overqualified?

>>1658390
>achievements is basically what youre suppose ot do
i wouldnt put achievements at all since the things you listed are supposed to be expected in any work scenario; just tie it into responsibilities

high school irrelevant since youre already in college

you were a PR assistant for 4 years, you can list that under professional experience paid or not

your native language goes first (should be removed if job does not consider languages)

>>1658447
Work experience and education first, then skills and then a very condensed part that shows your engagement (activities). You're not there to fill as much space as possible but to present the most valuable information to the recruiter. Listing useless line fillers is not getting you anything because he will only read the first 2 lines.

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QUESTION
I have absolutely no experience in the field Im studying but i have done some random summer jobs(construction, handing out flyers, assistant chef etc.) Should I include them in the resume for appllying for example for a IT analyst position(im studying BusinessIT) basically i have 0 experience and have done basically nothing outside of school. Also i cant program so i cant really show my portfolio.

>>1658710
Include them and mention that they demonstrate hard work, reliability, etc. Talk about your school experience at the interview

>>1658710
Yes, also enjoy that you have an easy response to the "what's your biggest weakness" question; lack of experience in this role, but I am a fast learner as shown by XYZ...

If you get to the interview stage it's obvious that they don't care about previous experience, but you will get points for showing honesty.

>>1658702
I thought adding hobbies was a bad idea?


I was told that they really don't give a fuck about your hobbies.

>>1658149
Not everyone with ADHD is retarded like you, anon.
I can't focus or plan for shit but I learn quickly.

>>1658390
>>1655743
Is there any benefit ever from putting that you were a waiter on your resume?

>>1655743
>orchestrate a marathon

what the fuck

>>1660214
I mean it shows that you were employed at one point and that you can multitask.

A lot of people put it on their resume.


>>1660215
How should I reword it?

>>1657021
Because you're a fucking waiter and you might as well do something else with your life.

>>1660223
>top of a Bell curve
>The TOP of a Bell CURVE
You sure you aren't on the left end?

>>1660230
Thats what I'm doing. I'm applying for a job at a hospital. It doesn't require that much schooling or job experience.

If I at least put something on there then it will show that I have some work ethic.

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>>1654906
This got me two interviews for tomorrow, but any criticism on improvements would be appreciated.

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spamming this out for summer internships
how bad did i fuck it up

>>1655986

I have 135iq and a gpa of 2.5. Just skipped most classes because I had a job. Never studied.
Only place where they ask for your gpa would be big 4 or some uppity law firms. Fuck those wagecucks.

>>1660566
Your spacing has a lot of errors. And move your dates to be flush with the right margin instead of left. And get rid of those colors. This is why you should not use resume templates

>>1661181
You do know that IQ is meaningless if you don't actually have the drive to put your brain to work, right? I would gladly hire some numnuts who is willing to work hard and learn new things than some "hurr durr I'm smart but lazy" idiot.

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I'm not a robot.

>>1661396
I'm a hiring manager and would throw your resume in the trash. Not because you don't seem capable, but because you include Microsoft Office as a skill, yet use a really bad looking template for your resume. If you really knew how to use Word, you'd have no problem making a resume that is both easy to read as well as pleasing to the eye. In choosing a template, you did none of that. Also, there is literally zero reason to use colored font on a resume.

>>1661410
pretty sure that's a latex template

>>1660247
Any advice cunts???

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Should I just kill myself now

>>1661764
I meant to put "Graduated December 2016"

>>1661410
Please post a template that you would find acceptable, I'm curious where you're the hiring manager too. I can't see how my resume is that bad and that it's easy as fuck to read, what are you talking about? Yeah sure I can take microsoft office out, but other thatnthat what the fuck is your deal?

>>1660143
Unless a hobby is relevant to the role or industry.
IE if you want to work for NASA and you have a hobby in model rocketry its a good idea to put it down. If you're applying to be a football coach, its probably best to leave it out.

An exception being sports, these can show good motivation and teamwork skills as well as discipline. I would usually mention somewhere being involved in a sport for any type of resume.

>>1661779
Don't use a template, it's a simple as that. If you're halfway competent. You shouldn't have a problem writing a resume from scratch in Word. And I work as an assistant manager of creative services for a production and marketing agency. It's a rather small regional firm, but we have over 250 services.

>>1661796
>word

look at this faggot and laugh

>>1661801
What's there to laugh about? It's an industry standard. Are you one of those autists that makes their resume in latex?

QUESTION: should you include age on your resume

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I thought I was in good shape, but I had to do a lot of cleanup to get this into even this much of a postable state (was >1 page, had highschool, evidently hadn't been updated in over a decade because it had weird shit like Windows 95 on it, was missing recent work experience)

>>1661832
No, and it will be a serious red flag. It's illegal to discriminate based upon age in the US. It's like listing your race, sex, religion on your resume.

I used to work for a career consulting firm. For our older clients, we would even leave off the graduation date for education for older clients so potential employers wouldn't immediately throw out their resume because of age.

>>1661844
This is such a mess and any ATS would throw it out before it even reaches human eyes.

>>1661796
Damn it man. My jimmies have been rustled. I'm just crushed. I worked hard on that thing. I've been applying left and right too, especially to marketing agencies. Can you post a reasonable resume that you'd find acceptable?

Thanks

>>1661899
Why is it a mess? It's clearly and visually separated.

And I'm not applying for jobs where there are automatic resume filtering, I do research-level applied cryptography, which is a pretty niche field. (I've actually never needed that resume, it's always been a formality after somebody convinced me to work with them.)

>>1661904
I will in like an hour when I get back home.

>>1661899
>>1661844
>>1661912
That is a pretty impressive resume but yeah I think it could look a hell of a lot better

>>1660247
Come on give me some advice reeeee!!!

>>1655693
This is a nice collection of your educational achievements but HR requires a work history

>>1655986
he's smart he's just lazy

>>1654912
I have a plain resume in the same format, that isn't autistic incarnate like pic related is that bad or good?

>>1656302
dont call it a side project, otherwise keep doing what you do lil nigga

>>1660247
school of meme engineering with 75% acceptance rate but since you're a jewfag, it evens out with ur jew network.

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I get calls from recruiters, but I can never take the jobs because they interfere/won't budge for my school schedule.

All the resumes in this thread sucks. You only write the stuff that is relevant for the job you are looking for. The employers think you are stupid posting shit with no relevance.

Some of the resumes here were made by autistic anons
Keep posting them though, they funny as fuck

>>1662351
I'm not a Jew?

>>1662356
This is a really bad resume. You need to elaborate on your experience so you can at least fit the full page.

>>1660566
Looks *burrp* good mor....try.

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am i gonna make it guys? please tell me i am gonna make it.

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>>1663103
Nice bait

>>1662356
Ehh you have good work ethic, but I would just improve on the format and a few other things.

>>1663103
10/10

this guys needs to be working at APPLE

>>1656024
good guy anon with some good advice for the good /biz/nessmen here

>>1656749
Become friends / friendly with the popular kids and / or the smart kids that are going places.

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this thread is a shark reminder as to why i despise HR

feel free to kill yourselves

>>1661764
i would hire you if you sent me exactly this resume

Now that everyone has posted thir resumes and been somewhat roasted, do you guys have some great cover letter examples? I feel like that's where I fall flat, since I have very little experience in the field I graduated in

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I am debating if listing notable companies is attractive or not. These are not the companies I have worked for, but we have accounts in similar verticals and company market size.

>>1655693
>Finance in Groningen

Fucking why, you seem half intelligent too.
also;
>45ECT's=1year

>>1655907

This is honestly the worst resume I have ever seen in my entire life.

Do you really think someone is going to read eight pages of this crap?

>>1664012
Needs more bullets and ammo

>>1664025
don't really like the format of this resume

>>1656024

And what happens if you are too old for what they are requesting? Can i Still get the job if i put this in practice?

>>1664025
This is really bad. You don't even include any dates of employment. Your work experience descriptions are very vague. And there's literally no reason to include company logoes. Just list the company name and location.

Plus wayyyy too much white space on the resume. What gave you the idea to write your resume like this? It's confusing to even look at.

>>1664339
What do you mean too old? Are you a grandpa?

>>1664387

30 if they are hiring 20-27

>>1664387
>>1664392

for internship job. I'm thinkng going back to college and start a new career but i'm 27

>>1664392
>>1664397
I really don't think employers can discriminate based on age so explicitly like that.

But yes, the older you are the more unlikely you are to be considered for an internship position

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I'm not even applying to Real Places to do Real Things, this is just for retail work and bars and shit (hence the availability thing, every place asks anyway and then just scrawls it on in pen, may as well have a field just for it)

>>1663980
60 ECT's=1 year to be precise.

Also why not, Finance degree's in Netherlands are roughly the same. Maybe Rotterdam has a slighly better name but otherwise its all the same.

>>1662339
Not going to add odd jobs that have no relevance to my resume. In the Netherlands people doing internships are quite uncommon so no real work history is pretty normal.

>>1655993
people saying that they are smart but lazy should shut the fuck up.

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Ideas? Don't hold back, because I fucked up and have to apply this next semester

>>1664384
I worked between both for the past 3 years. On and off (normal in the industry) so why would I include 50 dates? The company logos are the most recognised in the industry. It adds colour and freshness, as for too much "white space"? Are you serious? It shows efficiency, no time wasting and everything you need to know.

What resume is yours? One with 10000 words and no space? Or the one with pictures of ponies?

>>1664737
I like. Simple and no bullshit like the others on here. Doesn't look like an essay I can't be fucked reading

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I'm turning 24 next year and would like to get my CPA and eventual MBA when I see a path to manager open up. I'm interested in operations management, but I would like to become a great accountant before moving on.

I didn't try in college and got lucky with a reference, so I did not start off Big 4.

Any insights on growing as a professional?

>>1664508
pls respond

>>1664737
>relevant courses
Shouldn't these be implied by your education? And there's no way all those courses could possibly all be actually relevant to any given job you apply for. Replace it with actual certifications and names of software or general concepts/workflows/practices you're proficient with, rather than just the courses, I think.

Like, you're puruing a mech eng degree and are almost done, any employer who cares about your mech eng degree probably understands what mech eng entails. If you feel the need to highlight a specialty, it should go under your skills.

>Work Experience
it's all backwards, say where it was, then what you did. It just flows better that way, since whatever you did at Del Taco should take up more lines than that you just worked at Del Taco at all.

And describe how the volunteer experience is broken up. Treat them like jobs, formatting-wise.

>>1664781
Too many bullets in the first employ history. You want generally the same amount of bullets. Cut out the semantic shit. You want your three bullets to be results driven.

Get rid of one of your jobs. Most hiring managers / HR wagecucks look at only the first three jobs, and only the first bullet point in each.

Remember, resumes are there for keyword searches and something to go off of in Interviews.

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>>1664808
I appreciate your feedback, especially the results driven comment. That is great. Here's my revised version. Thanks.

I will tailor it to the position I'm applying to. Knowing your resume for an interview is golden. Easier said then done, tho. 2017!

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Canadian Undergrad, plz kill

The way my university status is has to be like that as a requirement for my program

>>1664914
>Putting magazine subscriptions on a resume

How do you keep it in one page if you've worked for many places?

>>1660566
I like this one, does /biz/ approve of this or is it bad?

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Alright I fixed some things around and added somethings as well. I'm trying to get a desk job at a hospital while I take a break from college. The requirements for the job are

>need a high school diploma
>need SOME experience in a office setting

Since I do not have that I am just hoping my resume will be enough to "wow" them.

Would you guys hire me?
What else do I need to add on mt y resume to make it look better.

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try me

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>tfw a /biz/bro ripped my resume to shreds a few months ago
>but he gaves me heaps of useful criticism and I actually used it
>got a callback within 3 days of revision

whoever you are, thank you

>>1665110
No. Here's why:
-Your degree is not "incomplete", it is "in progress" - either list the projected graduation date, or call it "in progress". People read these things VERY quickly, skimming them; don't assume they won't see 'incomplete' and think you're a drop out.

-Drop the "excellent" part, don't give yourself a performance review. Let your references do that for you. Why don't you have references listed? WITH phone numbers.

-"suggested additional items..." no, you UPSOLD. Use their industry language.

-Focus on accomplishments you made rather than the the fact you "developed" a _ page thing. Developed is too ambiguous a word to use there, and you're not hard up for space. Be specific.

Overall, you use way too much superfluous, non-specific language. If I'm hiring, I want to be able to blow through your resume in ~30 seconds and make a tentative decision on your viability for the position. Again, it's customer service. You NEED to list references on the resume, including the position you worked for/with them in, and where.

>tfw 20 and I've only donr volunteering at a church
Full time student but no job experience (Im 20). Only thing I've done is volunteering at a church by: following orders, moving shit around, cleaning, greeting people.

My resume is shit, what can I do to improve it other than BS a lot.

At least I have a 4.0 gpa.

>>1664508
You work history just be in chronological order with the most recent history as the first and oldest as the last.

>>1664737
Your bullet points are screwed up. Use them for to bullet point activities and accomplishments, and not titles

>>1665289
Thank you.
And yeah I'm still messing around with it.

I was told by my career center thatit was good enough. I guess they didn't really look closely at it.

Got anymore tips?

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>>1665298
My pleasure! I have to say that I'm surprised your college's career center was okay with that. I worked at my college's career center (USC), and those were the basic tips I sent people away with.

Now that I do a good deal of hiring (interns, political field), I hate seeing resumes like yours, because I can tell that it's just a matter of never having learned how to properly prepare one. You might be a great candidate; in fact, you probably are, but I have 100 resumes in front of my from talented, experienced young people and I have to filter some out, you know?

Here's a template I designed while I was working at USC. I used it myself, and students I worked with always reported better results. Try it, make it your own. And apologies for it being decidedly politically-themed, but you get the idea.

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>>1665315
4chan didn't like that file I guess, here it is as a jpg

>>1665316
Now this here, this is how a fucking resume should look like in terms of formatting. Idk what the fuck is so hard to grasp about this.

>>1665315
>>1665316

Its all good man.

The funny thing is that my career center said that you're not supposed to have lines on your resume.

Also my resume kinda looked like yours and the lady said that it was too clustered lmao.

can't believe my school is even considered a top tier school.

>>1665315
>>1665316
Also, for those of you struggling to keep it to one page: Switch the body text to GARAMOND. It'll be your best friend.

>>1665319
Thank you!

>>1665290
You've got a 4.0, so you're eligible for just about every award, stipend, and scholarship under the sun. I'm sure you're applying for those and getting them, right? List those on your resume. It's not "fluff", employers look at them as third parties vouching for you. They're worth quite a bit.

>>1665322
I wonder if the top tier school thing might have something to do with it. My alma mater (USC) has been clawing its way up the rankings in recent years, shedding its rep as a rich boy's school. It's been really successful, but there was a TON of investment into career placement services, and we all graduated with a wink and a nudge toward hiring other USC grads.

Maybe more established places figure it's not worth spending the money, like the name is enough. Just a thought, who knows

>>1665333
Nice trips and yeah I that makes sense.

What do you do for a living?

>>1665289
You should never list references on the resume itself. Instead, say "Professional resumes upon request" at the bottom.

And why do none of you morons put periods at the end of your sentences?

>>1665352
> You should never list references on the resume itself.
I disagree. I think it's a huge bonus for entry level positions and internships, and my comment was in reply to a guy applying for the former.

To each their own, but as someone who's been hiring people straight out of college (I manage an internship/onboarding program at E&Y) and for internships (in CA state gov), I've always appreciated it.

Also, they're likely neglecting to put periods at the end of the fragments on their resumes. They just don't want to look stupid and like they don't understand basic sentence structure.

>>1665295
>You work history just be in chronological order with the most recent history as the first and oldest as the last.
Is that the only problem with it?

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Here's my first time writing a resume. Not looking to apply for any jobs right now, just need one to apply for grad school and for lab internships. Fuck me up

>>1660143
>>1661790
It can start a story in the interview which will win you points. Shouldn't be more than 1 or 2 words on the CV either way.

>>1664403
Employers certainly can judge based on age, and it is illegal. Good luck proving it though. Whiny old men crying about not being able to get an internship? if you were trying to get an internship over that age you're a failure anyway. Entire market is trying to get sub 25 year olds to start office shootings.

If I'm just trying to get into a entry lvl job should I still use regular white paper or the elegant paper people use for their resume?

why does everyone hate Latex here

>>1665316
upload latex template plx

Why does /biz/ go autistic over resumes when formats that Harvard and Yale provides are literally available online?

Sure formats matter but they aren't a deciding factor. I have a perfect resume and I get turned down from shit heads coming from brown university or Yale or Cornell every fucking time. Either that or someone from HR or another employee placed someone they're related to or sucking their dick at the top of the file; causing qualified people like me to get turned down

Why don't we ever address what to do with the less fortunate people like me in this position? I'm sure everyone on this board suffers from this or has in the past

Having additional courses from Stanford in my place isn't helping

>captcha: Yale Avenue

Thanks for rubbing it in

Logos on CVs, yay or nay? I'm >>1664508 and a QR code used to be where that circle is, but it went to my LinkedIn that I never update or otherwise use anymore. Would a quickly made logo be too much?

>>1667802
>someone from HR or another employee placed someone they're related to or sucking their dick at the top of the file; causing qualified people like me to get turned down
this is how 90% of jobs, including min wage burger flipping etc, is gotten

but having a pretty and well-formatted resume still helps. and it's nice feeling to ensure that, even when nepotism is how most jobs are gotten anyway, that you've done what little is actually within your power (in the short term, at least) to make yourself as employable as possible.

>Why don't we ever address what to do with the less fortunate people like me in this position?
because the world is fundamentally unfair and there is nothing to be done for the less fortunate of us who didn't go to yale or harvard, or worse, people who dropped out of school or didn't make any friends during school, made friends but no useful connections, etc.

>>1654943
I really dig the look of that layout but I wouldnt use those icons.

Do you have a template that you could share?

>>1655693
Ik weet waar je bed slaapt <3

>Economie
>Wetenschap

pleb aub

>>1667869
Don't include logos or QR codes on your resume.

>>1668050
Any particular reason why not?

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I feel like it's too short/simple

>>1654943
go to /gd/ this is shit

>>1655907
resumes are suppose to be brief summaries of the worker. not a bibliography. the simpler, cleaner and grammatically correct papers are the best.

>>1668261
Use a different format and also don't use color. Make it all black and white.

>>1668261
No education?

>>1660143
Other stuff is OK? I am 20 if that matters.
And I forgot to delete second position of experience, of course.

>>1664914
There's no reason to include what magazines/papers you subscribe too.

>>1668075
There's no good reason too. Plus, QR codes are a meme that no one even uses. They will just type it into the address bar instead. Logos are just unnecessary clutter.

>>1665525
It's just not standard practice. Besides, employers ask for references after they've already initially interviewed someone, it before. I worked for a career center helping students write resumes and cover letters. We would never include references, but we would encourage them to make a seperate reference sheet. Plus, you should always let your references know ahead of time if they are going to be contacted and by whom. If you put them on your resume, you miss that step.

>>1665525
>I disagree.
If an employer wants them, they'll ask. It's just clutter that should be being taken up by education or work history.

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I haven't gotten too much criticism last time I posted my resume with anonymous information but it's not really a general resume format since it's geared towards technical people. I used a heavily modified LaTeX template to write this and compiled with XeLaTeX+MakeIndex+BibTex for the people who care enough to notice that I did that.

I haven't updated this to add my current job, but it's paying me 90K a year as an associate software engineer in the Bay Area for a stable medium sized company. It's not big software company tier where they now pay you 6 figures as a fresh graduate who can hop through all their coding interview questions but it's significantly better than startup salary. I've only been there around less than a month though.

>>1668429
Nope
Self taught

>>1668261
Alright thanks

>>1669001

too much text, get to the point in one or tow sentences

>>1669001
You should update it by creating a professional experience section, then putting the hackathons and shit under a Projects heading or something.

Also, you defintely dont need the exact dates of employment. In fact, you really don't even need the months either, just the years will suffice in most cases.

>>1669001
Any why do you use semicolons instead of commas in the last sentence of your summary? You only use semicolons to distinguish items in a list when you already have a comma in the sentence.

Also, standard resume format is to avoid using articles such as a, an, and the.

>>1669569
Thank you for your service

>>1661844

If you have scientific publications or patents to your name when you're reasonably fresh out of college, shouldn't you include references to prove you're the for-real deal?

>>1664694
Is following the honors course a lot of extra work and time? Im doing Finance in Groningen aswell, except at Hanze and not RUG. My mentor recommended it to me.

>>1661779
>>1661396
I like it! What font and template is this?

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Would appreciate some recruiting advice in addition to resume critque. I have a FT offer at the place I summered but want to land in ER when I graduate. I'm not getting many bites on what I have. I suspect it's because of networking tho.

>>1655693
>Where the top 10% of students are allowed to apply.

Fix that up. That sounds very pleb the way you typed it. Rewrite it so it doesn't say allowed.

>General finance master.

I would capitalise 'F' in finance.

>Courses on all areas of law:....

I would fix this up to look more appealing. Maybe just have "Courses:" then the list, or just get rid of that point because all lawyers need to study the core areas of law to be qualified. Unless you're applying for law jobs you don't need to list subjects. If you took law electives that are relevant list them.

>>1664025
Extremely pleb.
>License to perform dogging.

>>1671094
Did you just do an hba? What did you think of Ivey? I'm thinking about getting an hba with a bachelor of science (i go to uwo) but I might just get a dual degree with something else, what do you think

>>1670434
Um I don't know the HBO workload for either the Honors program or the bachelor. DESU I would advice you to to get your P and go on to the WO bachelor or just finish the HBO programm and do a WO master and focus on relevant extracurricular activities during your HBO time.

From the talks I had with recruiters I very much doubt the competative fields will accept just HBO, so honors is kinda pointless then.

>>1668047
Haha true true, het is alleen op papier toch echt een bachelor of Science.

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Alright I've taken a lot of advice from you guys. Hows my resume now?

Trying to get a desk job at a hospital

>>1671346
I'm in my final year. I wasn't too fond of Ivey; didn't learn a lot. It's more of a stepping stone to a good career.

I think you should only go to Ivey if you want to work in finance/consulting and maybeeeee accounting tho BMOS if fine for that.

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How do you present a job if you worked for a labour hire company who then contracted you out to another company?

eg you work for Company A, and they hire you out to Company B

I'm now applying for a job directly with Company B so it's kind of relevant to show I've already been doing work with them

I've been working in retail for the last 4 years out of college and I don't have many skills, what kind of jobs should I be looking for that are office jobs, I just miss consistent hours.

>>1671742
I'm not sure what other advice you've had so far but is it supposed to be 15+ calls? like I know it's nota call center, but it seems like you might want to reword it. Sure include that you took calls, but 15 a day isn't a huge volume (but you have other tasks of course) but it's hard to know how long these calls are also

That said I'm a NEET so what do I know

>>1665316
give us the template fucker!

>>1661844
>just italic my shit up senpai

>>1664025
>Tradesperson
thank god for the clarity, for a second there i thought you were a tradedog

>>1664025
fucking Australia .. need to do a full day course to operate a fire extinguisher & get certified in it

>>1672210
Well taking calls was only a small part of my job. I only had to do that if the hosts were too busy with other stuff.

>>1658149
this is just blatently false, not everyone with ADHD has that shit bad about them.

>>1672279
Yeah exactly. So you want to make it sound like it was a bigger part, or let them come to the assumption that it was a bigger part (because you mentioned it at all)

>>1672311
How do you think I could reword it?

>>1671742
>Handled a high volume of inbound calls, booked reservations, and resolved customer serice issues

>Provided relief cover for inbound calls, booked reservations, and resolved customer serice issues

>Handled a medium volume of inbound calls, booked reservations, and resolved customer serice issues

maybe something like that.

If they query you on what medium or high volumes of calls is, when you answer put it in the context that you're multitasking and doing other shit at the same time. So it's a medium / high volume of calls considering you were also trying to juggle 9 bowling pins at the same time

GL

>>1672349
Alright that makes sense.


Thank you m8!

>>1671555
Yeah i was already planning to do that. Hows the extra workload for WO tho? I got told only the best 10% of my study can actually do the honoursprogram and there are already only about 100 graduates annually in NL so im not too worried about finding a job even with HBO. Going to do a servicejob at a bank after i get my basic WFT so that should be fine aswell. Thanks for your answers tho and may we meet in a executive boardroom where we scheme plans to milk out the goyim one day.

>>1664943
>>1668578
How do I fill the space?

>>1672626
you don't

>>1672626
Even hobbies would be better.

>>1655693
Nauseating

>>1667192
you're doing bullet points on the job duties wrong

don't do a bullet point then a list
make each list element a bullet point

>>1665316
Love this!

Please provide a template!

This layout should be excellent for people applying online. I believe this formatting will not get fucked by the ATS that most companies use nowadays.

>>1654906
Which one of these is biggest red flag to employers:
>2 university entries, one of them failed
>no working experience
>no facebook profile

>>1665316
Post template! That shit is fucking good

>>1673164
No working experience is the biggest

>>1672626
Change the line height to space the text out more.

>>1672122
Explain it in your cover letter.

>>1673164
Do employers really give a fuck about facebook?

>>1673568
I don't think they would care if you don't have a fb.

Why would they?

>all these utterly boring templated CVs
Why? Don't you want to stand out a little? You don't need it to be on fleuroscent paper and to have MLP stickers all over it but goddamn some of these are practically unreadable. So much whitespace, and nothing separating sections. A horizontal line or two wouldn't kill you, and if you're using more than two tabs ever you need to fuck off

>>1668290
No she calls it a CV as well, which is cringeworthy because she's done nothing at all deserving of a CV.

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Formatting was off when I converted it from .docx to .pdf but that doesn't matter. Just pretend the dates are on the same line -- if I were to print them off as if I was applying for a job, I'd make sure it was done but I don't feel like it right now

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How's this?

>>1655366
Combine them to one section so that mistake can't be made. Makes a clearer timeline

>>1673730
Very clean -- minimalist.

If you were to apply for a job, what would it be anyway with that resume? Just wondering

>>1673736
Honestly, I'll take anything but food right now.
I've been working in the food industry for too long, I need to get out. It's all I've been doing.
Preferably a tech/office job
It's weird to be studying computer science & doing food outside of it.

>>1673744
There's usually courses at local colleges to quite literally train and educate yourself about an office job. It's usually something along the lines of a certificate in office administration -- or something. Go take the courses.

Or, you could just volunteer for some office you'd want to work at. Easy peasy way to get foot in the door.

>>1673568
>>1673634

At a position that requires any brainpower whatsoever they wouldn't give two shits if you had a fucking Facebook or not. The anon that mentioned that being a big deal is an idiot.

>>1671742
Engineering fag here. Can't speak for every profession but when I update a resume I avoid numbers like the ones you list. Put that you answered calls daily or a high volume of calls daily. If you get asked about it you can elaborate. When you list specific numbers like that it looks like you're stretching too hard to sound important or it could be out of context to the employer. You should also avoid numbers and shift towards context that alludes to you answering and handling calls efficiently, regardless of number.


As an example I would not list on my resume that for my previous employer I produced 153 CAD drawings in a month or some shit. It would look like I was a tryhard or it would be completely out of context to them.

Just my 2 cents

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>>1673769
That's interesting.

I was told by my career center that putting numbers on your resume was a good thing.

Anyways I've been working on this for a while and this is what I have so far.

Do have any other tips

>>1673789
Then it may depend on the nature of your job. I like to stay away from numbers like that and stay on the side that points towards me completing the most amount of "things here" as possible and efficiently given the resources I have. That and I don't like being held to a number for expectation. Its unreasonable in fields where each sample can vary in time length depending of challenges and available resources, and the fact that as a human and new employee you may encounter new things in each sample you have to learn.

>>1673789
Quantifying your skill set is always a good thing. It shows a degree of experience.

>trained new employees
This could imply you only trained, say, one employee and ta-da now you're a 'trainer'. It's like publishing some Amazon e-book and saying I'm an author now.
But,
>trained 10 employees
Like in your resume, shows how far along you are and how much experience you have. This is almost always better for the employer to know.

>>1673795
>>1673798


Makes sense.

Thank you

>>1673730
Looks nice. Good experience for service, I guess. Spanish is an asset. I give it a solid 2/2

>>1673744
>anything but food
I'm with you on that, man
stay away from call centres though, they're even worse than food service.

>>1673634
>>1673757
It's an /r9k/ meme. I'm not sure where it started -- probably misunderstandings of advice to not put all your degeneracy out to see on facebook (or at least making it private) in case someone googles your name and sees you doing a beer enema or something.

>>1661820
I'm not the guy you responded to, but you are a faggot. I just dealt with a $200 million company and holy fug I never want to work with Word people again. I cannot see how people think wasting hours per day on typesetting is a useful skill, and any company considering it an "industry standard" is one to avoid.

>>1673816
Why not let people use whatever they're comfortable with? I agree that modern Word is straight trash, but as long as you have a useful document output, what's it matter what you use?

I'm going to put a logo on my CV and you'll cowards can't stop me

>>1673815
I was told by my professor that at some job places they will make you login to your fb just so they can see all your posts.

The whole class was calling bs, but my professor said it was 100% true.

>>1673816
Blame the people using it. The application is fine if you aren't a fucking mongoloid. Throughout the entirety of engineering school and my work career its been used effectively and quickly without problem.

>>1673816
>>1673818
>>1673834
When it comes to formatting the easiest and best way that guarantees it will look the way you want and not explode between versions is to use tables with no borders. Then each cell of the table can be a column.

Using the "columns" feature always looks like shit, you can't have columns inside columns reliably. It also won't work on anyone else's pc even if they have word and LO can't handle it properly. Worst option obviously is just spacing every line out.

invisible tables with no border are still the best way to go. reason why they need word format is because they want to edit it.

>.ODT

>>1655639
Iktf, I am also a CS major and this sperg blows me out of the water

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received this in office today...
let me know what you think, should we hire him?
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>>1675886

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>>1675890

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>>1675886
kek. yeah, hire him and see what happens. he's either hard working or amazing at bull shitting. if the former, put him in operations. if the latter, put him in sales.

>>1669001

I wish I could say most of it is filler but sadly not. I'll be thinning down my resume as I redo it to include less university experience and more actual work experience.

>>1669576
>>1669579

I'll keep that in mind since now I have more than enough experience from outside school to put in.

I only merged both school and outside experience because both kinda looked weak themselves.

>>1675894

"Make your choice" in the bottom right corner

LMAO

>>1676025

First quote meant to quote >>1669559

>>1665316
what do you do in european countries where they want to see an image on the resume? serious question

>>1675894
>>1675890
>>1675886
seems like a fun guy, would interview

>>1675075
>not just using tabs to indent where necessary and otherwise writing the document normally

if you unironically write documents using columns on normal A4 or similar paper you're literally worse than stalin 2bh

>>1675886
holy fuck

>>1672419
For WO it's a joke, cost me about 1 evening per week i'd say (4-6 hours).

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>>1675886
He could probably make kick ass power points, hire him