Hey biz, So I need a little help. Let's say I have absolutely

>>1654298
I also have around $1000 in savings. I'm willing to invest overseas and currently looking into Pakistan.

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pretend to be a hot girl and ask for money

im serious

>>1654300
Order the equipment needed to start your own hydroponic shroom farm. In a couple months you will have couple pounds. Sell an 1/8 for 40$ and profit. Repeat

>>1654298
start sucking

>>1654304
I was thinking of starting a weed farm, actually. It's unbelievably popular there. I'd just need some front-men. And land which won't be in my name, and I'd be good to go.

>>1654310
I could then export it to next-door China and India once I'm big enough.

Opinions? And serious posts please.

>>1654312
all pot sellers get caught eventually.

and don't you dare fucking export.
the only way to never get caught is to never deliver and have a way for the police dogs to never find your shit, good luck

>>1654316
I'm talking about fucking Pakistan mate, you can bribe a whole fucking police office and they wouldn't do shit.

>police dogs
>pakistan

>>1654318
but weed is common in pakistan so id imagine it don't cost much.

try something harder

>>1654326
12 grams(0.42 ounces) of hash is 1500 rupees (1 US$=104 Pakistani Rupees)

>>1654331
so 12 grams is 10$?
lol
i heard pakistan have alot of open land so maybe you can use that to your advantage

>>1654304
guys we got BIG...BIG news here tonight

there is MONEY in the DRUG TRADE!!! holy shit!

>>1654339
Or export it to the legal companies in the USA at insane margins. Or even have my own company over here. Gotta check if they allow it tho.

>>1654385
I could also potentially set fire to others' plants secretly. IYKWIM. ;)

extortion
counterfieting
cutting/dilluting shit
fraud
rebilling
direct debits/CCs/echecks
property scams
stock market scams

are you retarded. think for yourself dumbfuck

>>1654298
>hurr being edgy makes me rich
Lel.

>>1654298
I'm not going to tell you, because I do have morals.

>>1654668
This guy is older than 14 and is giving wise advice

>>1654548
See, you specifically went for the evil ones.

I feel like you're retarded.

Is /biz/ all moral little bitches?

You're probably barking up the wrong tree, OP.

I don't really think having no morals helps all that much. You still have to assess risk/reward, so many things come up short.

Here's an example: If you rob a bank, it's maybe ten grand. But it's also ten years in jail, min. Worth it? Totally not.

>>1655758
Is /biz/ all 14yr olds?

sage

>>1654302
I could see this working, would there be any real legal troubles in doing this? I mean it doesn't seem illegal, just immoral.

You could start a coin mining operation in China. That's what I'm planning to do once I have enough money next year.

>>1655758
no, but its just easier to make money illegally.

things that are illegal sell easily, because no one else sells them. its just basic economics

>>1655758

>>>/b/

>>1654298
Open a temp agency and send people to shitty jobs.

It's really good money if you do it right.

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>>1654298
>>1654298
1.Take pictures of a certain type of person at a certain type of time where people are letting off stress.

2.Proceed to sell said pictures to people desperate enough to pay for said visual gratification.

3.Repeat whenever opportunity arises.

4. Profit ???

Think about this if you don't get it and it will make sense.

>>1654298
If you REALLY had this mindset, you'd be out there MAKING money, not asking HOW to do it.

>>1656023
I'm already fucking your mum with no survivors bitch, how about that?

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>>1656019
Let me rephrase this
1. Go to party, find drunk chicks

2. Get alone with Drunk Chick, put in whatever positions you chose and let the camera go wild

3. Leave party with pictures and find a suitable buy, most likely a virgin desparate for nudes or something like that

4. Make Money

5. Repeat

forgery, robbery, selling to addicts, children

if you really had no morals, youd have more ideas

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>>1655909
>I could see this working, would there be any real legal troubles in doing this? I mean it doesn't seem illegal, just immoral.

Nigga, don't turn to 4chan asking for advice on morality. Although I would say if you feel queezy or have butterflies, then don't do it.

Illegal? Yes, it could be counted as fraud if you run a 'love scam' you need to thoroughly check your marks to make sure they won't sue you back for the money. That's why it's better to pick people with a standing in the community, or even, people who are married. That way they will be disinclined to go through the embarrassment of admitting they were catfished.

however, sex always sells so you can use the notion of pretending to be a girl more broadly to sell products which aren't one-on-one love-scam catfishing.

H-town anon here. You could sell drugs but wouldn't recommend.

If you are willing to work with your hands you can get some 30/hr dock/sailing job or even go on one of the oil rigs.

>>1654301
/thread

>>1656366
>J-just become a petroleum engineer, anon! That'll fix your problems!

Wow. If I wanted to hear a bitch bark I'd listen to my dog. Stfu

>>1654298
Rob banks

>>1655826
If youre robbing a bank you gotta get in the vault. Punishment the same. Payout multiplies by 50

>>1656019

where would you find these people who want to buy the pictures?

I've tried various places like linking a patreon account to my youtube channel, but nobody wanted to pay

I've tried applying at free pay sites where you can upload pics and followers pay a fee to view them, but my application got rejected because i didn't have enough followers on FB and IG apparently

Is making porn profitable? Like I hire an actor and actress and upload it to pornhub? How would I make money? Does it depend on views like YouTube?

>>1654298
Become an entrepreneur and sell people what they want. Morals or no morals, you make money and you help people at the same time.