Hahaha STAY MAD

>>1647007
Kek, OP

But yeah, i don't own shit but i'm going to buy real estate in the US (Alaska) and Canada (Quebec maybe) for the global warming BS so i can profit from that

>>1647099
>buying real estate because of global warming
>buying real estate in canada because of global warming

This board...

>>1647099
Cool. Gl. I got 2 houses losing money. 1 personal crackhouse. Rental crackpots next door I got because it shares the yard has a shed and I can pick the neighbor 3 feet away. And they painted to match. Renting to a buddy just to not have it empty. Selling both and moving next year. Then gonna hit the streets hard in real estate.

>>1647007
>2016
>getting pumped and dumped
I thought by this point every normie has at least seen wolf of Wall Street...

>>1647099
goddamn you're retarded

>>1647099
Hope you intend to hold those properties for 150+ years
Fucking retard.

>>1647131
Lol. Yeah but fuck these faggots push stocks hard. Why the fuck would you trust a stock over a slot machine.

>>1647154
>Why the fuck would you trust a stock over a slot machine.
because over a long enough time frame stocks in general are a guaranteed win while over the same time frame a slot machine is a guaranteed loss?

Not taking sides here but if you seriously equate stocks with gambling you're probably not smart enough for this board.

>>1647154
If someone is trying to push stocks on me hard that would be my first red flag

>>1647159
You're talking about secure investments.
There are plenty of risky stocks that would be considered a gamble, I just probably wouldn't buy them.

>>1647164
>You're talking about secure investments.
no. I'm talking about how stocks in general pay you money while slot machines in general cost you money.

>>1647099
i thought I was retarded for losing 200 bucks yesterday... but you.. holy shit

>>1647167
My apologies I misunderstood.

>>1647007
>Laugh at bitcoin holders
>Just as it's pumping for the fifth consecutive month

Next level coping right there

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You can still buy while it's under 4 figures. The more you delay it, the more painful it will be.

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>>1647159
Not smart enough to to be on a fucking Mongolian Yak Herding fovum. Kek. Maybe you are right.

Or maybe the great depression happened, 2008 happened, and u have 0 fucking control in stocks. Don't even get me started in the fucking mutual fund scam.

>>1647164
I may buy stocks but only if my hedge fails and I have to. And only with money I can throw in a trash.

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>>1647178
>coping.

He has 0 investments but even worse he screams cope every 10 minutes while I on the other hand am doing real world investing starting businesses and investing in real estate.

The method of wealth proved time and time again for hundreds of years.

Have fun with the short lived neetbux. I will continue learning how to actually invest.

>>1647202
>Or maybe the great depression happened, 2008 happened
you saw them go down but didn't notice them go back up?

>>1647197
LOL. I wouldn't buy shitcoin for 1 penny each because then I will make a few grand or even millions and be stuck with that over learning how to handle my shit. My way is harder. My way is better

>>1647207
Not very fast and not in the levels they were. If u know how to invest you can make ass tons in the downfall too.

U can even make money in a sideways market.

>>1647210
>My way is harder. My way is better
kek'd

I think I'll hang that on my office wall.
just need a picture to go with it. Maybe that starving Ethiopian kid with the vulture behind her.

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Realestate > Stocks

>fall for the stocks meme
>cant borrow low interest money to buy stocks legally
>cant take basic tools and increase the real value of stocks with your own effort
>dont get title of landlord when you buy stocks
>cant kick non-paying scrubs to the curb with your stock holdings
>cant buy tax depreciable "equipment" through your property LLC/corp
>cant force tenants to pay in goods and services in the event of happenings/the apocalypse


I did the index fund shit for 6 years, garbage compared to what I make doing real-estate deals in my spare time.

>>1647007
Bitcoins are done. It's all DigitalNote XDN now.

Buy now or cry later.

>>1647260
c-can I accept sex as payment from tenants? Maybe I will give this a try..

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>2016
>real estate

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>>1647260
What is depreciation, aprecitation, forced appreciation, 40 different ways to profit from your property.

Amen brother.

These fucking try hard kids can't beat my LETERAL autism.

>Pic related.
>ALL HAIL KING 'TISM!

>>1647316
Yeah but not legally.

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>>1647320
>1600'a till the future...
>not using real estate

>>1647197
How much of that nerd gold can you stuff up your ass?

>>1648117
Probably all of it since it'seems fictional.

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>>1648498
So fictional it can buy you a Lambo by paying directly with it, so inb4 "you exchanged it for dollarinos" cope

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>>1647206
>learning how to invest
>missed on obvious bitcoin dips