>tfw 1 billion isn't even a lot of money anymore

>>1644797

You're high, I'd kill a man for a billion dollars.

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>>1644797
NIGGAH ARE U HIGH? THAT'S FUCK NEAR 1 MILLION DOLLARS A MONTH FOR 100 YEARS. or 20% down payment for 5.85 billion in real estate oil I posted wtf ever... all of it. Even if all your 1 inch dick could swing was 10% ROI on that Capitol then you get fuck near HALF A MILLION a month indefinitely.

The 1694th richest man in the world
In the whole world OP
Jack Dorsey is in the 0.00002%

>>1644887
How many men would you kill? Would you kill hundreds? Thousands? Millions?

>>1645095
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

>>1645103
And on top of being a conqueror, you now have a billion dollars.

>>1644948
>ONLY 10% ROI
I love /biz/ delusions.

>>1645169
>stocks are the only form of investment

daily reminder of luck theory: create something with little to no effort and have luck so it goes viral

>>1646463
>luck theory
or...
create a simple solution to a common problem

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>>1645103
>quoting Marilyn Manson
lol

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>>1646874
>I am disappoint
kids today

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>>1645169
My real estate is making 40% and I don't even have a cpa numbnuts...

>find good deal on descent house
>buy it with 750 or so credit score >no down payment but higher interest over the 30 year loan an I cover closing cost.
>prune fucking monkey trees, replace tasted fixtures and appliences. Some paint etc. New carpets.
>rent for like 5 times my payment.

I'm not even fucking trying here.

If you can't make 15+% on your investments u may as well give up and get a job or get cucked by a "financial planner."

I can give some guys in town money at 15% all day long. Just being retarded and handing them cash. But I don't learn shit. And I want more than 15%...

>>1645240
Hahahaha.

Lost

>>1646463
OR force it

>>1646463
>not manipulating votes on le eddit to get your trash to the front page for free traffic
Only downside is all your accounts get banned if a reddit admin notices

>>1644797

>tfw 1 trillion isn't even a lot of money anymore

>>1646463

Someone has never started a business before.

>>1644948
>Capitol

>>1647018
>tfw all the money in the world isn't even a lot of money anymore
I'm not entirely wrong

>>1645095
It depends.
I'd rather kill 1 million retards than 1 single doctor (or any other useful member of society).
Also, TO ME, my mom is worth more than 1000 other people's moms.

You have to take quality into consideration too, instead of just quantity.

PS. Obviously, someone else might have different parameters to decide who's worth more and who's worth less, as i's a pretty subjective matter.

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>>1644797
And yet, you OP, still can't even manage that piddlingly small amount

>>1647125
> tfw when the ability to transcend time and space isn't even a big deal anymore

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>>1646874

>>1644797
>1 in 4 million people are billionaires
Actually, you're right. I thought they'd be less of them.

>>1647908
there'd*

>>1646962
>Market goes tits up
>You're fucked

>>1647812
>tfw memes aren't even real anymore

>>1645093
he is a billionaire and not even in the 1%, unbelievable. wonder how much he needs to make up that other 0.99998%?

>>1644887
Hell, I'd suck a cock for a fucking million and I'm not even gay.

>>1646536
>common problem
twitter solved a common problem?

>>1648216
introducing brevity to normies

>>1648216
>>1648218
it opened yet another platform for people to get social attention

so opening another platform with no use but the
possibility for a big ol circlejerk its gonna be sucessfull?

>>1646880
>gulag meme retard

>>1648201

How about $10?

>>1646967
Amen brother.

>>1647022
Lol. No shit. If I flip a coin I get a billion dollars or nothing.

It doesn't require 7 12 hour days while having a day job.

It doesn't even take busting your ass.

/biz folds. Well, it was anyone's fault but mine. Guess I'll throw even more money away on stocks and shitcoina and autisticly scream about coping to cope...

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>>1647031

>>1647917
How so?
Can sell all the shit houses at a premium and jack up rents in incoming tenants.

You are proving my point. Nothing is full proof but you almost cannot lose here non!
Or if u mean tits up like it bombs then even better! Use any and all equity and savings to buy more. The actual value of the property means dick all to me.

I buy presuming I will have it forever and owever monthly on it.

If the rents make the math worth then I buy. If not. Then fuck yuh and I go poke a hole in the ground for oil. Like 100k a hole and I could get a partner. Banks around here love loaning get on that ahit.