Whats the quickest way to turn $20,000 into 1 million?

Roulette

>>1634825
futures/options

>>1634825

1. Make an NFL parlay that pays 50/1
2. Bet the 20k
3. Congrats you are now a millionaire

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>>1634856
>>1634831
>>1634828

This is the best you can do /biz/?

>>1634825
Relevant college degree, four years, spend the rest of your life working.

And then Zimbabwe, you have reached 1 million dollars without any risk.

>>1634825
kneepads

>>1634877
This
Even if you decide to make investing your trade you would certainly find yourself in a position to invest that 20k later on AFTER gaining the ability to understand business at a collegiate level

>>1634825
Buy $20,000 worth of powerball tickets for a single draw. Cross your fingers.

>>1634825
Buy oil stocks for 5000
Buy gold for 10.000
Bet 5000 on a sports match

Repeat until you have a million

The quickest way to achieve any amount of money is by gambling. That doesn't mean it's the best or safest

Use the $20,000 on a sex change surgery, then have sex with 4,000 tranny fetishists for 250$ each

>Use 20,000 to make AI startup
>Get massive publicity
>Sell to Samsung or ANY other corporate niggers

Congrats.

>>1635594
this is actually doable

>>1634825
Spend $19,999 on a first-class flight to zimbabwe. Keep the $1. Congrats you're now a quadrillionaire.

>Always trust your gut instinct
>wait for a racing horse that has 50-1 odds that you have a strong gut feeling is gonna win
>bet it all
>lose
>sue the person who told you to always trust your gut feeling for $1 million

>>1635594
Yeah but OP is probably ugly as fuck, which would only get worse with surgery

wait until you have $100,000 to invest instead

>>1636647
He might as well just wait until he has 1 mill to invest.

>>1636598
Good luck getting KXtmPa28 to show up in court

>>1634825
Save $20K a year for 50 years. Of course, you won't really have $1M because of inflation.

Bet on sports. Make only safe bets.
Maximum odds $1.10
Bet entire account balance on next bet once each bet results.
Do this once a day and you'll have $1m by Jan

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>>1636896

>>1636896
What are the chances of losing?

>>1636900
Depends on the game, I try to bet as close to game time as possible to get most accurate odds and usually bet with odds of favorite team <$1.10, underdog > $15

>>1636900
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98.174% IF those odds are 'fair' which would mean the probability of winning is 90.91% each day. Normally the odds are not 'fair' because the bookies want their cut. 99.99% is more realistic.

>>1634825
Invest 3USD in ZWD. You didn't mention you wanted 1 million USD.

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>>1636896
>>1636898

>mfw op bets his $900000 account on an upset

>>1634877

It's scary how normal most people are. Are they satisfied with such a normal existence?

Well Trump is going to open up libel laws; sue a newspaper.

>>1634876
Well it's true, you faggot. You asked for the quickest method, not the safest or most reliable.

>>1635594
That... Is actually a very sensible investment... Not something I'd go under, but if someone felt ok with it changed, worked then changed back that would be a pretty profitable endeavour.