how do i invest my first paycheck ever?

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EDUCATE YOURSELF!

Personal aesthetics: haircut, better soap/bodywash/deodorant/toothpaste/mouthwash, nice work clothing, etc.

Your first 3-4 paychecks should be used to immediately better yourself, then use the rest for saving/investing.

a sensible index fund like the vanguard 500

Buy waves

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>>1626556
>buy better soap
>buy better bodywash
>buy better deodorant
>buy better toothpaste
>buy better mouthwash

>>1626556
thanks mate but i ain't live in a basement.

>>1626544
>>1626557
thanks for replies but i am an eurofag so no vanguard for me

Kneepads

>>1626594
Is there a Vanguard equivalent for Europeans?

>>1626541
you don't

you'll be using it pay for food, gas, rent or mortgage, taxes, insurance, electricity, water, telephone, internet, cable (if you have it), homeowner association fees, and maybe a few others I forgot.
if by then you have some money left, you might consider saving it for a rainy day (car troubles, broken arm, sudden toothache, roof leak, or any other of life's pleasant surprises)