Winter Ball

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>>1614000
What is this? A waifu for ants?
How can our /biz/bros be expected to fap... if their dicks can't even fit inside the picture.
>Anon, it's just a...
I'm tired of your excuse.... the waifu needs to be at least... 3 times bigger!
>...He's absolutely right!
Thank you, I have a vision....
>And so do I. Let me show you mine.

I've been here for 8 years and I still don't know what the winter ball is...

>>1614327
Crossboard shipping

>>1614327
OC creation event

>>1614000
Isn't that bayonetta?

They have to wear kneepads, and are always trying to monetize whatever topic the winter ball date is interested in.

Also we need lewds of them making their first few $$

>>1614959
Also trades on robinhood and only uses a variety of cryptocurrencies

I don't think we really.. vibe well with other boards, at least any boards that would do something like this. This seems more like a weeb thing.

>>1614000
Let's talk about what /biz/ should look like then.

>>1615691
Not really, fucking /pol/ shits tons of OC every year, and even more than /a/, although to be fair, /a/ doesn't seem to care that much anyway.

Also, considering the board culture:

>People here hates women and RH, is almost like /r9k/ v2.0
>The board was born as containment for the cryptocurrency threads on /g/.
>They talk a lot about degrees and employment potential and annual income, which is a popular topic on /sci/
>Last I heard, whenever /fit/ post here, people get triggered. I dunno why.

>>1615714
Nobody here hates women, we're just busy and we've got a serious case of the Not-Gays

And the problem with /fit/ posting here is that it's always "hurr why aren't you rich and ripped like Dan Bilzerian" or some othet bait.

>>1616753
Hi Reddddddit, I'm here and I have no respect for women

Other than giving birth and looking good they're useless

>>1616753
You bring up a good point. Wageslaves hating on life should try lifting heavy things and putting them down and lifting them again IMHO.

Whichever gender it is the board tan should dress like a hot shot, wear a fancy suit and watch and talk big like "Dress for success, baby."
Then whenever bill comes we split cause we're broke.

Then whenever we make money on a shitty cryptocurrency we make a huge deal about it, even if its just like 10cents

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>>1614000
>What is this poorfag behavior
Am I being offered money to make this shit?
No?
Then the poor fag is you.


In all seriousness though,
>>1615714 pretty much hit the nail on the head.
/biz/ doesn't really care.
Hell we don't even have many good memes to base a board-tan off of.
>Chip warmer, knee pads, suck dick, shitcoins, daytrading binary options on forex via robinhood
If you can think of something to do with what little we have then more power to you.

>>1617157
Some boards have created their tans with much less than that.

Fuck, /vip/ and /wsr/ had a -tan the very same day they were created, which were embraced by the community and made into events like the banner contest or this winter thing.

/biz/-tan should look like a scam artist

I think she needs a jacket/briefcase with a million pockets on the inside of jacket filled with and assortment scamcoins.

Bet takers cap

Full Schizophrenia on a switch related to risk
little risk - index funds/ bonds 70-30 split
graduated up to Extreme risk - 100% bets on latest Altcoin futures.
maybe some rabbit hole implications.

Goes batshit about inflation when you say 0 risk

Many Hats
Kneepads/Kneepads salesman

okay I put up a draft on

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans/biz

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one of my /biz/ concepts

>>1619712
2/10

>>1619718
what do you want

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/biz/-tan should be a foxgirl, since she trades on Robinhood and the famous Robin Hood from the Disney movie was a fox.

She should be dressed in a suit, disheveled, or dressed like some sort of Mexican general contractor since she does all her own repairs on her rental properties since she's too cheap to pay someone else to do it and that eats into her profit

>>1619755
Sooooo...
Holo from Spice & Wolf but in a suit?

>>1619755
>he famous Robin Hood from the Disney movie was a fox.
holy kek no

>>1619827
>Holo from Spice & Wolf but in a suit
literally korbo in a suit, that's it. i like it

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>>1619827
>>1619833
Korbo is a wolf not a fox

I guess it makes sense if you think Wolf of Wall Street, but she shouldn't be generic looking like Korbo

>>1619872
i dunno, i feel like holo would work better as /biz/'s unofficial mascot, but this shit should naturally stem from /biz/, forcing memes and jokes never ends well

>>1619755
>>1619827
Huh, I would vote no for the girl. There's a lot of hostility toward girls in here, like all the laughing we had when that millionaire girl's network was adjusted to zero because her scam company was discovered as such.

>>1620000
quads confirm

because biz is a success and liking anime is inherently a trait of being a fucking loser

nobody gives a shit about your stupid meme, you are literally worse than 4chan soccer, and I can't even say the proper name (thank lord) because it's banned. neither of these make any money, it's literally the most butt circlejerking form of memes like when you key somebody's sports car and then you think you "made an impression on the world"

>>1619872
>if you think Wolf of Wall Street
Nah, Spice & Wolf is the only /biz/ approved animu so far.
Wolf of Wall Street a shit.
A shit!.