>Call off sick at work
>Not really sick
>go to "work"
>browse 4chan all day
>still get paid
When calling off sick
How sick should I sound?
Should I mumble incoherently?
Should I sound normal?
>>1596493
Cough and wheeze after every word, cry, fart.
>>1596493
> physically calling
just send an email nigga
also sound however you want, they don't have any right to ask you about your sickness because of OSHA requirements i think.
>>1596493
Lay on your back with your head hanging over the edge of your bed to mimic the sound of a stuffy nose.