how can I start a business that will be profitable in a weeks time

>>1594029
how can i suck a huge BBC That will explode in my mouth and give me mouth aids?

>>1594029
A very good portion of businesses are not profitable in their first year.

easy. what are your skills? do you know anything people would pay for?
i would start there. fixing computers is easy. house cleaning is even easier.
affiliate marketing is easy to make a profit in the first week. but if you don't know anything about it, it's unlikely.

>>1594035
Ask your mom.

>>1594050
> this

Take what skills you have, and make some blast on facebook to your friends on some skills like "Anyone need their computer fixed?" "Anyone need their garden fixed up?" "anyone want to learn Swedish?" and see what grabs the most peoples interest regardless that you might be doing it for free at first, but doing it for free, while on the job, ask them how much they would have paid for this? Take that, and move to local posting boards, craigs list, fb pages, and build your business from there.

>>1594029
>how can I start a business that will be profitable in a weeks time
Never change /biz/. Literally why on Earth can you wait more than a week. You have 2,500 more weeks on earth. Are you saying you don't have the attention span to devote more than a 1/3900th of your life to something?

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>>1594029
Buy cheaper kneepads yo u lazy piece of shit.

>>1594472
This guy gets it

>>1594029
two words
>KNEE
>PADS

>>1594029
Commit fraud. You can steal up to $1000 before the post office will even investigate. So set up 100 eBay accounts, sell a couple nonexistent "refurbished" iPhone on each, yank the money out, and shut the accounts down. Easy peasy, livin' greasy...>>1594029