Self Employed Thread

buy stocks
masturbate

>go to college above the age of 24
>Get fafsa money

Pretty much it. Only downside is that I have to go to class and get at least a C.

wake up
make sure my money bots are running without errors
fuck around rest of day
back to sleep

Wait for orders to land in my inbox, then do them. Or do nothing if there's no work for some days. Don't need to look for new work anymore since I built up a base of regular clients and agencies that I keep getting jobs from.

t. translator

>Wake up
>Check my emails, the news and my subordinate reports before getting out of bed.
>Eat a leisurely breakfast while reading.
>Go to my business.
>Make sure it isn't on fire (can't ever fully trust those below me).
>Leave and dick around for the rest of the day.

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>>1591540
>Slave for wage
>Live in cage
>Internalize rage
>Die of age

>>1591540
>Wake up
>Check ecommerce orders
>None
>Write blog article
>Traffic keeps going up
>Still no orders
>Have slightly less money than the month before

I should just go back to being a wageslave

>>1591540
get up
log in to work vpn
sometimes post something that makes it look like i'm working
play video games

>>1591540

Any 1 of 3 things:

> Showing up at a job site and laying tile

> Showing up at someones home and giving an estimate on a job

> Doing calls, emails, or spreading some flyers

>>1591540
>wake up
>snuggle up with tea and a blanket on my couch
>eat breakfast
>check emails
>Check in on my sales people
>Check my investment portfolio
>wife makes lunch
>read reports, sign invoices
>arrange logistics
>call plant to send over product
>cash in bank account
>go shopping or if lazy order people to bring me groceries
>go for a run
>fuck wife
>go sleep

>come in
>set up seafood display case
>produce fresh single packages of fish for customers
>file appropriate usda paperwork for raw fish and meat
>manage my 10 meat cutters
>write orders for fresh, frozen fish
>get bitched at by boss for everything
> manage department finances and explain any over purchases to district manager via email
>lunch
>manage computer assisted ordering system
> go home
Tfw working for a giant grocery chain.
But....
Dat 45k a year @22 years old
> dat union health insurance and bennys
> company paying fully for classes towards business degree
> data 6-230pm schedule

>>1591808
Fafsa is such a damn pain in the ass the motherfuckers just won't give it to us for no damn reason

>>1591818
What language?

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>get out of bed at 7:00 AM
>start classes at 8:30 AM
>leave school at 3:00 PM
>work at 4:00 PM
>leave work at 8:00 PM
>eat/start second job at 8:30 PM
>finish at 10:30 PM, sleep

fun fun fun fun

>>1592805
What are your "jobs"

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>>1592805
Computer technician for my university and remote web developer for a small e-commerce business. I get $12/h as a computer tech and $15/h for webdev

Luckily, I usually have enough time to do most of my homework while working as a computer tech. Not too bad desu

>>1591540
>Get up at 9 am
>eat breakfast, jerk off, shower etc. till around 11 am
>work for however long I need, I'll go for weeks where it's just checking to see that my apps are functioning normally, managing paid services and answering some emails for 1-2 hours, and then I'll have periods (if I'm working on a new product/feature) where I'll shut myself in and work for 12 hours a day easily

>>1591808
>going to class
>"have" to get a C
>24 years old

I bet you are one of the people who complain about how hard it is to be successful. Get your fucking life together

>>1592870
>>1592904

>>1592321

Publix?

>this thread
Roleplay general?

>>1592794
English, Russian, and German in different combinations / directions. Mostly English to German, though.

>>1592939
28 and I don't complain. I just don't care.