Shark Tank Simulation Gamr

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>name of company/firm
Memelord Tshirt Designers
>products/services you provide
We make T-shirts with various memes such as Pepe, Trollface, kek, and many more.

>bullshit slogan that suckers see on TV and instantly get drawn to
Memelord, Meme happiness begins now!

Why don't you just tell it like it is and say you're an unoriginal piece of shit and you want our ideas. Fucking faggot.

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>>1586391
Bread napkins

>>1586391

>star cards
>business cards in the shape of ninja cards printed on very hard paper
>They will wonder when a ninja gave them a business card when they don't remember when they got it.

No company, no product, I'll kill myself if you don't give me $10M

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>Kurtoshaorma
>We provide the finest selection of traditional transylvanian kurtoskalacs, a tasty treat and fill it with all that arab shaorma has, meat, potatoes, veggies and a taste you wil never forget!
>Who said it can't be sweet and salty?

l also have other ideas like the foldable armchair seat that has all kinds of detachable shit that you can put on the steel frame like tables and stuff

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>>1586391
:bangopops

: candys that have cellphone app scannable numbers that let kids gamble and play phone games with eachother and collect avatars and look at advertisments trying 2 win vouchers 2 buy more candys and get upsold toys and shit


:dunno a slogon

>>1586391
OP trying to steal my get rich scheme. Nice try.

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