I need a loan

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I need a loan 2016-10-20 21:26:05 Post No. 1578502
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I need a loan Anonymous 2016-10-20 21:26:05 Post No. 1578502 [Report]

I need a load of about 50k so I can day trade. I've already decided to do this, BUT I don't know how/where to get such a loan. I don't have ANY credit, but I do make around 38k at my wagecuck job. Help me /biz/. Inb4 trying to talk me out of this.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 21:27:22 Post No.1578505
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yea good luck with that

Tinydick OP (ID: !26DPfoz85w) 2016-10-20 21:29:04 Post No.1578510
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Tinydick OP (ID: !26DPfoz85w) 2016-10-20 21:29:04 Post No.1578510 [Report]

Blackmarket loan. If you fuck up just kill yourself.

Anonymous 2016-10-20 21:31:06 Post No.1578514
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Anonymous 2016-10-20 21:31:06 Post No.1578514 [Report]

>>1578510
So I just go around asking Italians if they can finance me orrrr....???

Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:22:55 Post No.1579622
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Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:22:55 Post No.1579622 [Report]

Friends and family
Car title loan
Heloc
P2P lending

Lots of options, combine them all, you could probably get fifty out of it. Good luck paying it off with day trading.

Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:24:32 Post No.1579628
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Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:24:32 Post No.1579628 [Report]

>>1578502
That's the dumbest fucking idea I've heard yet today.

It's still early though.

Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:30:37 Post No.1579642
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>>1578502
why dont you just make the money day trading, if your so good at it??

Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:30:48 Post No.1579643
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Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:30:48 Post No.1579643 [Report]

No one is going to loan that to you and if they do it will be at an exorbitant interest rate. You WILL lose money and you won't be able to pay it back. They will garnish your wages and put a lien on any property you own.

Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:46:58 Post No.1579680
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>>1578502
Why don't you just throw your salary down a well. It'd be faster.

Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:48:27 Post No.1579684
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Anonymous 2016-10-21 15:48:27 Post No.1579684 [Report]

B8?

Anonymous 2016-10-21 16:02:54 Post No.1579705
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Anonymous 2016-10-21 16:02:54 Post No.1579705 [Report]

>>1579684
literally impossible not to

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