Your wise advice is needed

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Micro or Macro? What college?

>>1576166
Macro is safe but it's low profit. I would prefer higher revenue. No college, I'm not a student

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>>1576166
ayyyy

Rephrased to what he really means:

>Hello /biz/

>Let's say I have €250 to aquire assets. What should I invest in? Remember that it's my first investment.

>Please give me free financial advice

Also, nice job google image searching the word "assets" and picking a random image near the top from the results. Why do people do this?

>>1576178
Because I'm tired of the vicious spiral I'm currently in and I'm trying ask the advice and experience of people who know what they're talking about

>>1576186
When will you poor fucks realize that you don't invest do get yourself out of a vicious spiral?

You get out of the vicious spiral, then start investing. Put that 250 towards a car payment, mortgage payment, or whatever the hell is keeping you in this "vicious spiral."

You are not an investor. You will lose 100% of that 250.

I would bet it all on Trump becoming the president. You can get 5,5 times your money back.

>>1576193
I didn't say it's a negative spiral. I'm not getting better but not worse either. What's wrong if I try to get some advice and try to better myself? Why are you such an vinegar pissing bastard?

>>1576207
yeah why would that clown assume it was negative when you said "I'm tired of the vicious spiral"

sounds pretty god damn positive to me. motherfuckers need to work on reading comprehension god damn son of a bitch fuck.

>>1576207
I actually don't care what kind of spiral it is.

You asked for advice, and I gave you advice. The advice I gave you is the best investment advice you're going to get on this board. Don't get upset when someone that knows a lot more about this than you fucks your ass up with some truth bombs.

I'm done here; If you want to listen to all the anons that come in and tell you to """invest""" in cryptos and weed stocks and gamble on pharma earnings, go right ahead.

Just remember what I said - you are not an investor.

>>1576122
do you have an emergency fund of atleast €5000 set up?

>>1576234
Nope

>>1576235
then put that 250 bucks in the bank and start building one, this is money that you hold onto incase you have unexpected expenses like if you lose your job or your car breaks down.

Once you have all that money saved up then you can start to think about investing.

>>1576245
Thank you, will do that.