Diamonds not Gold

>>1548483
You literally get rocks for your work?

>>1548497
Well they are more like way to go trophies.

Those don't look like diamonds lol

>>1548483

Somebody is paying you in broken glass dog, sorry.

>>1548483
hahahaha

>>1548483
>>1548517
I think it is broken glass.

>>1548501
Stay Jelly

>>1548522
What happens when you hit it moderately hard with a hammer?

>>1548483
shiny glass nice

>>1548524
Nothing. Takes about 400-500 lbs on pressure to crack them.

>>1548526

It's almost impossible to tell without a loup in my hand but if those are diamonds they are top notch. I don't see many imperfections in them at all from the angle you posted. That blue one would be worth upwards of half a million.

But it's broken glass or hippy crystal so, they're probably not worth a dollar each

>>1548526
the green one at the top looks like part of a glass beer bottle.

>>1548534
They are gifts for most excellent hits. Im a hitman harry.

Any chance I could cop that blue one for $50 paypal?

>>1548538

I got some bad news for you bro. Your employers haven't been honest with you. They're giving you shiny crystals and broken glass and calling them diamonds

>>1548547
Glass would have microline or major cracks in thwm at rhat state and solid state reflectivity. Plus they cut glass.

>>1548556
How do you pay rent with unregistered rocks?

>>1548559
Meh, its not illegal to have them unregistered. Just makes them easier to sell. Good ol' USA

>>1548563
Nice.
You guys hiring?

>>1548580
Ill query you up. Bare minimal os a red belt, street license to weild a knife and an abbot.>>1548544
[email protected], i know you need it.

>>1548597
I don't have an abbot, a priest is good enough lol
Btw I'm not from the US, can carry way more than a knife

>>1548626
Remember you mist carry out the 1st hit with bare hands.

jeweller here those aint diamonds sorry bruv

>>1548483

yo' bruh I gotchu. Just keep telling yourself they're diamonds and next thing you know they will be. This is the first part of success.

>>1548483
Honestly looks like polished glass from beer bottles.

OP is pretending to be a hitman who gets paid in green diamonds and brags about it on a Sri Lankan currency trading board, and you guys are taking him seriously.

>>1548501
Fancy-colored.

>>1549228
Why wouldn't we? Everything about him checks out.

>>1548483
that's jade you google. green = jade diamonds = blue