Amazon Prime

>>1542974
How do they get away with it?

>>1542976
Obscene six sigma brainwashing costcutting madness in warehousing + scraping as much off the top of fulfilled by amazon vendors (it's criminal)

t. amzn warehouse wageslave

>>1543004
Thank you for your service. Your sacrifice brings me incredibly low prices.

>>1543019
My reward for my 2 year tour of duty was six AMZN shares so idgaf

>>1542974
I don't know how people are stupid enough to pay for something you can get for free.

>>1543171
This.

But hey, Amazon doesn't seem to mind so idgaf

>>1543171
Explain.

>>1543211
Use your brain and keep your mouth shut

>>1543215
Oh, so you dont actually get free shipping.

Thanks for wasting my time, low income bitch.

>>1543227
>worried about paying $5 for postage
>call other people low income

>>1543227
Whoops, you didn't use your brain. It's probably for the best. Somebody has to pay Amazon for my free shipping.

>>1543238
Wow... youre really stupid.

>>1543244
Oh I see, you use a student email. Wow youre so smart. Guess what kid, some of use are done with college. Some of us can pay $100 a year for a service.

What's it like being a low income bitch that cant afford Prime?

>>1543258
i'd rather spend that $100 on 100 blowjobs from your mother.

>>1543258
>>1543264
How assmad are you that you just figured out you can stream shit for free?

Grats on the lockin contract.

>>1542974
Excuse me, but this board is not for advertising services. If you would like to advertise your wares, please use 4chan advertising and take out a banner ad.

>>1543258
I love how clueless you are and yet you're calling others stupid.

Not only that, but you went from interested in getting free Prime to berating others who get it for free, all the while, too stupid to figure out how to get it for free effortlessly.

The grapes are so sour with this one.

So $99 a year for 2 day shipping

>Not using a firestick/kodi/any streaming device for free
>Podcasts? What are you gay?
>Easily stream or download music free
>Twitch? Again with the penis gobbling.

>>1543274
No I was genuinely curious if there was a legit method other than piracy + student email. Turns out there isn't.

Here's the thing little bitch, I earn a lot more money than you.

>hey guys I just stole this car, I'm so smart. People that buy cars are stupid.

That's you, the pathetic low income bitch.

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>>1543290
No piracy required, no student email required. Keep trying, kiddo.

Maybe one day you'll figure it out. Until then, enjoy funding my free unlimited Amazon Prime.

>>1543315
Like I said, I'm not a low income bitch like you.

>>1543315
>kiddo

You know how I know youre a little reddit bitch? Cause you talk like one.

>>1543004
What hub? From Illinois

>>1542976
they have a high enough markup on regular products to pay for it.

there is very little reason to make that many orders to amazon.

>>1543315
Jesus fuck leave /biz/ and never come back your dismissive narcissism is givong me a headache

SHOO SHOO GB2 R/THRIFTY

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>>1543328
>>1543329
>>1543358
>Stumped poorfags pulling le reddit boogeyman out of pure frustration

I love this board. It's like dangling a banana in front of an ape at the zoo as they repeatedly slam the glass in a futile attempt to vent their rage- only in this case it's a bunch of lazy, ugly, unintelligent NEETs who beg for money and get rich quick schemes.

>create free email
>sign up for 30 day amazon prime free trial
>cancel immediately (you still get 30 days free)
>repeat forever

Been doing this shit for like 5 years now. Gets annoying keeping track of the emails though.

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>>1542976
>Free 2-day shipping
Efficient supply chains, huge costcutting in warehouses.
>streaming shows and movies
IDK anything about this
>streaming music
See above, but I feel like this is easier
>free podcasts from Audible
Amazon owns Audible. They probably get more people to start using Audible through Prime than by people actually wanting to use Audible.
>ad-free Twitch, with one free sub a month...
Amazon owns Twitch, and gamers all use adblock anyway so they're not missing out on much there.
One free subscription a month comes to $36 per year out of the $99, but gamers aren't their biggest demographic anyway so the cost outweighs the new marketspace.

>>1543545
Wait that's what this faggot >>1543425
was going on about? lol what a fucking loser.

>>1542974
cancelling mine next year. as a seller you learn to hate amazon and their policies. gonna do ebay and walmart for everything.

>>1542974
>not available in your region
>not available in your region
>not available in your region
>not available in your region

thanks for the free tyrande but I really can't see the value in this

>>1543290
So butthurt i cringed

>>1546271
me either, but the $99 gets me off of Canada Post and to another service.