Things normies say about money you have to decode

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>Just put your money into index funds!

>>1542879
>I trade crypto

>I'm unemployed and jerk off a lot

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> Buy low, sell high

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>>1542879
>don't buy potcoin

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>I don't have the time to make my own food
>new cars are worth the price
>I'll put that on my credit card
>I pay for girls drinks at the bar
>yea bro I'm taking a vacation to the Bahamas! Aloha amigo!
>I shop at department stores
>I drive an SUV
>I buy coffee every morning
>I use a personal trainer
>I vote democrat. I don't need my money just tax my shit up

>>1542904
You sound like a jew

>>1542904
My sides.

>>1542885
I think you mean

>>yea I let my uncle BillyBob manage my money, he only takes 4% what a steal!

>>1542946
No I just hate working honestly and want to be self employed with passive income. Also wasteful people anger me

>>1542879
>Bitcoin is a scam

>i don't know shit about bitcoin

>>1544304
>bitcoin is king

>doesn't realize ethereum is the true king

>>1542879

>my house is my greatest investment

>>1544304
>>1544308
>crypto
you will be the first to go on the day of the rope

>>1542904
>not buying a sloot a drink for maximum pussy gains

>>1542985
No, I don't.

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>>1542904
Be me
>own 6 10+ year old cars
>no stocks
>no shillcoins
>no bullshit 401k
>ceedit cards are only a tool to raise credit and not a piggy bank
>buying house #3 and getting them llc
>super right winged
>fucking dems.... reeeee

>why can't we have another recession??? I want to buy when the stocks are low and then sell them in a few years when they are high again
Every. Single. Day. This retard spouts the same meme.

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>>1542879
>Dude I can't wait to buy the collectors edition
>it comes with so much swag

>>1542904
A tru blu jew

>>1544430
>implying investing in a drink will yield a return of pussy
>implying 90% of drink buyers aren't absolute chumps

>I will make after money reading /biz/!

>renting is okay!

I mean, in short term situation, yes. But in the long term I disagree. The savings rate is bad enough as is. We're going to have tens of millions of people hit retirement age without proper savings and Social Security won't be enough income for them. Those who rented all their life will have to continue making rent payments on a limited income instead of having a house paid-off that has tons of equity and the only costs are maintenance, taxes, and insurance.

>Changing jobs every year will benefit your career!

>I need private health insurance so I can claim my dentist/chiro/physio visits on it!