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Hedging gold, silly plebes. Even Austrian Economics recognizes that it is not a safe hedge

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Russia and China buying massive gold reserves believing in Doomsday of fiat dollar. Yes, commodity, no gold. Who the fuq uses gold anymore? OIL is king baby, that's why dollar, which all oil is denominated by, will always be king

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I'm sure people can post and display data alll day long on adverse of dollar supply, oil inventories, bank debt. But the numbers lie when considering the stock market baby. Here we make magic happen. We just lower the estimates and thus reports all signify above performance.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow_Brokers
https://www.wired.com/beyond-the-beyond/2016/08/shadow-brokers-manifesto/
>We want make sure Wealthy Elite recognizes the danger cyber weapons, this message, our auction, poses to their wealth and control. Let us spell out for Elites. Your wealth and control depends on electronic data. You see what cryptolockers and stuxnet can do. You see attacks on banks and SWIFT in news. Maybe there is Equation Group version of cryptolocker+stuxnet for banks and financial systems? If Equation Group lose control of cyber weapons, who else lose or find cyber weapons? If electronic data go bye bye where leave Wealthy Elites? Maybe with dumb cattle?

http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/24/news/swift-bank-hack-ceo/
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-26/swift-hack-probe-expands-to-up-to-dozen-banks-beyond-bangladesh

whatever all this is going to be, only time will reveal
it appears to be a bump ride we have ahead of us

CDS on Deutche will probably hit 300 before anything of the sort happens. I doubt derivatives are in a terminal slump. whenever it does pick up again you will find CDS premium fall across the board. But not any of this will be clearly resolved until summer 2017, and you know how Banks can get real squirrly with data. Italian banks might give out triggering another PIGS sammich episode, but bigger French and German banks will just collateralize their debt into new derivative n shit with Barclays and friends across the Atlantic. Also from what I'm seeing with Chinese banks, they also bought pretty freaking heavily into European derivatives. This will not undermine fiat currency, but it will certainly threaten it's existence since expansionary money growth policy will certainly come bite EVERYONE in the ass when banks start going belly up and dumping.

How am I only getting one hit with DB in tags. Or did everyone buy shorts on DB/ HSBC etc etc and are currently shitting their pants?