ruin your job interview with a single sentence

How about a triple Sieg Heil to celebrate my new position in the company? :D

"so when do I start?"

Do any nig- I mean black people work here?

let me ask you question.. are you a jew?

I hope I wasn't too late.

>>1521015
I just wanted this job because it's near where I live

>>1521058

Need more things not to say or do.

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>>1521065
>attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death Certificate
>and his death Certificate

I post on /biz/, I can get this company making a $250b turnaround in no time.

>>1521015
>I eat bananas in one bite.
>Do you also kiss the top of the hotdog before eating it.
>So what's up with your sister?
>How much sexual harassment is considered too much at this company?
>Yeah, you can email me that information at [email protected]

I am a straight white male

>>1521135

Yep, this is the biggest crime you can commit in 2016.

https://youtu.be/2q6rndPvFcI?t=5s

>>1521140
To the twitter universe, maybe. To an actual company that wants the best of the best though? If the straight white male is the best of the best? He'll be hired

Nigger

Im expecting a baby in the next few months (female)

I cant give you head for this job (male)

I love you

I want this job for the money.

>>1521015
I browse /biz

>>1521160
>actually believing this

lmao high schooler detected

"Donald Trump will Make America Great Again"

>>1521065
Fucking kek

>>1521135
Beat me to it

>>1521187
It's weird how this would ruin your chances at getting a job.

Everyone already knows it's why you're there, even the person interviewing you is doing it for the money but will reject you if you mention your applying for a job to get money.

Always thought that was weird

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>>1521160
>He thinks we live in a meritocracy in 2016

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>I trade with cryptocurrencies

>>1521015
walk in and exclaim "I'm gay!!!!"

>>1521015

It's actually a trilby

i have a conviction

SQUAT WELL SLAVO

>>1521015
Sup dude

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>>1521015
>Step into the room
>Say: Sieg Heil
>Interview over

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there is nothing wrong with ephebophilia

>>1521431
Squat well, Slavo

I don't like Hillary Clinton.

>>1521431
Squat well, Slavo

can i get paid in bitcoins?

>>1521015

confusing their, there, and they're

Go fuck yourself.

Trump 2016 Fuck Diversity MAGA

>>1521805
Also,

>ask if you can go take a shit halfway through the interview