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In this thread we propose business ideas, ventures, and hypothetical scenarios not directly related to securities trading.
Venture: Amazon has just bought out Walmart. You are the CEO of an LLC that has been charged with restructuring and managing Walmarts assets and creating a new business model based on lateral transitioning.
You have a large salary (500k starting, with a 250k raise every year you spend in the black) and get paid large quarterly bonuses based on performance, but if you spend more than 2 years in the red you lose your contract.
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>>1516443
Alternatively, suggest ways you might profit off this venture through securities trading.
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>>1516443
/biz/ isn't going to do your homework for you.
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>>1516484
Oh come on, this isn't homework, this is something I thought of myself.
I don't have any money and I didn't major in business.
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>>1516443
fuck, fine, i'll try to think of another one.
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>>1516443
The CEO of Curves has leverage her assets in order to purchase many smaller gyms, but has spread herself far too thin leasing her franchise license internationally and all over the U.S.
You are VP in charge of Advertising, you've been hired to stop the hemorrhaging. You make 250k a year, but if you do a good job you will be promoted to Senior VP (Her president is her useless husband) and will cap out at 1M/year assumming you can consolidate her sprawling empire.
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>>1516532
Shit, forgot to meme
Venture: The CEO of Curves has leverage her assets in order to purchase many smaller gyms, but has spread herself far too thin leasing her franchise license internationally and all over the U.S. You are VP in charge of Advertising, you've been hired to stop the hemorrhaging. You make 250k a year, but if you do a good job you will be promoted to Senior VP (Her president is her useless husband) and will cap out at 1M/year assumming you can consolidate her sprawling empire.
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Maaan, white men can't meme.
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>>1516443
Bread Napkins.
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>>1516643
Brilliant. Let me know if you come up with any other bright ideas.
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>>1516685
Bread Plates.
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>>1516692
YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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c'mon guys, prove to me your not just a bunch of rich useless assholes. Tell me getting rich has something to with other than pure blind luck.
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Bread knee pads
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Close every single Walmart Store. Fire all employees. Hang a sign on every store that reads: BUYING RETAIL IN 2K16 LUL
Take all the cash you got from selling off the assets and put them into a fund and invest into securities. Multibillion dollar fund makes tons of money, recieve tons of bonuses. Kek.
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