BULL MARKET

why own the semen when you can own the bull

I invest in Bear semen, I like shorting

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>>1511121
The bull is not pleased. It is not wise to displease him.

>>1511113
I've been buying it.

>>1511127
BUY BULL SEMEN FOR A NEW BULL MARKET

You've heard it here first, no portfolio is complete without a bucket of Bull Semen.

But no seriously, with the Iranian interest, this could be a good buy.

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>>1511113
This is bull shit.
Who would buy semen?

Im in just so I can continually short you semen demons.

We will become millionaires from this bull semen.

>>1511113
Is it good for my workout?

>>1511113
>Buy a non Robin Hood stock


Drop

>>1511171
High in Protein!

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>>1511113
CHINESE BILLIONAIRE FOUND TO BE STOCKPILING BULL SEMEN IN THE SAHARA DESERT. MARKETS EXPECTED TO BE """""""FLOODED""""""" SOON.

Oh my god.....OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS WORKING! THE STOCKS BLOWING UP!!!

HOLY FUCK! THIS STUPIDITY ACTUALLY WORKED!

>>1511191
We KGB now.

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ITS GOING UP

>>1511858
Bull semen is in demand!!! To .80!!! To $1!!

>>1511113
I am the bull.

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>>1511858
This is huge.

The Mods banned me from /pol/ for making the General Thread. They are terrified of the monster that me Canada bro created.

We stumbled on something huge.

>>1511858

This was just a beta test on a Canadian penny stock to see what we can actually do and it turned out beyond my wildest fucking dreams

>>1512429
>>1512431
the potential for meme magic is limitless my friend

>>1512434
Since Im banned for 3 days i need someone to get a /pol general up

>>1511119
You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass.
Wait.
It has to be your bull.

How's the bull semen prices going now?