Hey /biz/ critique my gainz

fuck off and die

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congrats, you beat the market, son

Awesome gains. Great returns. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress screenshots or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn’ huge, solid, thick and tight your portfolio can get. Thanks for the motivation.

>>1510755
seems like your gains are tapering off a bit.. might be a good time to sell since i dont think it will go any higher.. move on to other investments while the going is good

>>1510773
Weird, those are the exact adjectives your mom uses to describe my dick.

>>1510779
maybe his risk tolerance just went down

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>>1510755
Guys, I'm slippin'. I could use your help right about now...

>>1510787
Quick! Invest in high growth smallcaps!

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>>1510789
Doubled Down. That was a close one! Thanks!

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>>1510789
WTF mate I trusted you

>>1510810
Quick, invest in $KNPD

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>>1510817
Wrote some put options on it. Seems to have slowed the downward turn.

>>1510821
$URRE$ (ignore the dead midgets it's going to the moon)

Sell all your assets, faggot. They are weighting you down and that's why your gainz won't go up

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>>1510829
Good idea. Sold it all. What next to return to receive my earlier alpha?

>>1510835
Dude, weed-stocks

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>>1510850
This is looks promising

>>1510858

put your money back into Trump Coin.

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>>1510863
Fuck! What do I do? Should I take some risk off the table?

Declare bankruptcy

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>>1510885
Hid assets and declared bankruptcy. I'm onto something here...

>>1510869
Put more risk on the table. Get a loan and invest it into Ether

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>>1510900
your graph looks eerily similar to mine.. did you invest in GBP futures by any chance?

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>>1510982
Did not invest in GBP and now my hidden assets have been found. Will be working in HVAC and putting money into company undeversified retirement plan from here on out.