It's gonna happen tomorrow, guys. Steptember 15rd is gonna be the day.
Are you ready to short the shit out of the market?
You will make so much money you can tell your grandkids about it one day.
Remember this day:
September Fifturd!
You beat me to it. Was just about to start this thread.
>down 400 friday
>up 200 monday
>down 200 tuesday
>unchanged today
....
ITS HAPPENING
>>1502562
Peter please, I've bought all the gold i can afford. You can stop now.
>>1502562
You misspelled Thursday so I accidentally made a new thread you asshole
>>1503259
OP saw the pain of the future market crash and was so upset he misspelled the word.
Thursday afternoon here
It didn't happen
>>1503524
Sorry, but the world markets move on our burger time.
SRTY
I'll just leave that there
>>1503521
>OP saw the pain of the future market crash and was so upset he misspelled the word.
I can confirm this is exactly what happened.
>>1502562
This is kinda like the updates from the devs of Trumpcoin
What an awful day so far?
How to make money this week:
>Monday: buy
>Tuesday: short
>Wednesday: short
>thursday: buy