i have
>100$
in what should I invest?
>Short-Term Investment
>>1502494
Buy a gun.
Kill yourself.
>>1502494
kneepads
get suckin' boy
Investing or self-help books
>>1502505
Have you seen Tinder/Grindr/Craigslist? Too many guys givign that shit away for free. You're gonna need an angle or dress like a girl to make money that way.
>>1502494
Wait till after the election
>>1502494
Take $20 and throw it out the window and put the other $80 under your mattress. This will result in a higher return than 90% of the recommendations /biz/ gives you.
1 year government savings bond? safe, decent interest and short term
>>1503809
Assuming you're talking US Government, the current yield on a 1 year T-Bill is 0.62%. OP would literally make 62 cents in a year.
>>1504000
>complaining about free money
welp
>>1504000
Better than the other crap /biz/ loves to shill.
invest in a cute anime cosplay outfit and whore out your boipucci
>>1504644
>not considering the opportunity cost of locking up $100 for a year to make $0.62
welp
>>1502617
I was going to say burn the $20 but ok
Take it to the casino and bet on red
Buy something on craigslist, repost it for double obo. Figure out the rest
>>1502494
Ibe been here for years so I got experience
Transfer the funds over to my PayPal and I'll set you up with an account with good leverage
I'm currently managing a 7k portfolio for 2 months and tripled the startup funds
$$ESI
>>1502617
7th pbp