NEET here

>>1491294
try r9k

>>1491294
I remember roleplaying as Pajeet and making threads like these.

>>1491335
That was you?
Bastard.

>>1491364
Yeah I did like 3 times I think:

hello biz i am from india insitute of technology. i want to work for goldman sachs bank in new york to make big $$$$ banker. how do i get investment banker on wall street gold man sachs job?

>>1491294
>finish high school
>send CV
>???
>Interview
>Yeah, I trade long only equities and made $2k from the $30k my mum gave me 4 years ago
HIRED ON THE SPOT

"I want to be rich and hear that this household-name investment bank could make me so. However, I don't have any applicable skills."

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>>1491376
>made $2K from the $30K my mum gave me 4 years ago

>>1491376
>6% return over 4 years
>does not even keep up with inflation
>market posting double-digit returns

yeah, keep telling yourself you did a good job

>>1491822
"Do I have to leave my room to work there?"

>>1491294
This thread is somewhere between funny and sad.

Idiot

>>1491372
You got me good. I was the first guy to realise and asked you. You came clean.

I'm convivned /biz/ is about 2 dozen people either roleyplaying, genuinely neet or circle jerking their degrees.

>>1492401
You forgot the other dozen: cryptocurrency shills with a poor track record of success.

>>1492401
Yeah, I stopped doing it because people started to recognize me. I might do one again soon.

>>1492401
Biz is like 6 people who post genuinely, random teenagers looking to get rich quick, and people shilling crypto/penny stocks. Oh, and that Patrick Bateman dude.

>>1493032
Sorry, forgot the guy with the failed truck hauling business. Haven't seen him in a while...