>Parents will kick me out if I don't get a job in a month

Kys

>>1489994
I will if I get kicked out

>>1490002
Well you need job but no openings, might as well do it now rather than wait for the inevitable

>>1489987

then get a part time job.

>>1489987
Why did you let it get to this ultimatum?

>>1489987

try r9k

>>1489987
I pulled this with my sister when she tried to be a NEET on my dime.
If you go to a shelter, even while you are living with your parents, they may have job services to at least get you something.

>>1489987
Get an internship with some small firm. Good way to get employed in a few months if you demonstrate some semblance of competence. Or go work for Walmart.

More importantly, try and get out of your shithole city where there's no fulltime openings.

>>1490215
This, you have to go where the work is.

>>1490215
>small firm

Doing what???

>>1490215
I'm in a similar situation but I only have $700 and fresh meme degree.

it's fall so there should be a lot of seasonal jobs open

they're easy af to get too since they know most people applying don't have any experience

>>1492475
Please name them

>>1489987
get an apartment. stop living with your parents faggot.

craigslist jobs. your welcome OP

>>1492480
i don't know who's hiring in your area

>>1492483
cl is nothing but scammers.

>>1492497
>>>/b/

>>1492497
you're a big pussy creating excuses for every solution, your mindset is the problem

UPS - start off seasonal as a loader/unloader. Get hired on full time if you show up on time and wear your steel toe shoes everyday. Pass a few multiple guess tests and start moving up in the ranks. After a year you get all the benefits and they pay for you to go to college. You're gonna work like a nigger for a year but it pays out

>>1489987
What are your skills?

>what is a part time job

>>1489987
get a part time job then
they just want to to get a job

>>1492529
This right here.

Getting a job is easy as piss.

Getting a good job is pretty hard these days without skills (((education))).

Any dumb bastard can get a shit job. Get one fgt. Then use your unbridled misery as motivation to learn something of value.

>>1489987
just try to get a job, do the best you can. Your parents will respect you for trying. My parents said the same thing.

>>1489987
Getting a part-time/season gig will make it easier to get a full time job.

>>1489987

>get a part time job
>save money since your parents won't kick you out
>use experience to get better job
>move out
>bang bimbos at your new place

GL OP

>>1492893
statistically, each job I've applied for has an average acceptance rate of .2%. this comes strictly due to demographics.

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>>1489987
They are bluffing, they always are. You are fully safe.

>do freelance work like transcriptons, surveys
>use that money to invest in passive forms of income like money making app phones and laptops
>use that money to advertise blog/facebook groups of a niche
>earn passive ad revenue
>continue from there

This is how you start with nothing but a computer anon. I was NEET for a year but it is possible to make money from home. I now make around 3k a month from home, almost half of that being passive.

>>1492893
>Then use your unbridled misery as motivation to learn something of value.

bingo. working a shit job will be a good lesson and hopefully kick your ass into drive

Search for an apprenticeship?

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Take the good goy pledge you neet

stop making excuses

stop being lazy

stop blaming others for your mistakes

Obligatory kys

Vote conservative plz

>>1493780
The goyim pledge lol