I have to pitch a startup business in 3 hours any ideas /biz/?

>>1489346
yeah i have an idea, please be a little more vague so you'll ensure we can't give you the slightest bit of help.

>>1489347
It's just a 2 minute pitch for a competition at my University. As far as they told me any ideas are welcome

An app that helps you commit suicide

>>1489350
Uber, but for sucking dicks.

>>1489379
Affiliate links and ads in the app that point the user to things that they could buy to help kill themselves

>>1489380
>what is grindr

A p2p music streaming service.

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>>1489389


Helllllloooooooooooooooooo litigations :^)

>>1489346
A service where anime ladies deliver you snacks & comic books door to door.

>>1489346
Worker Satisfaction and Productivity Booster.

Basically what you would do is have your employees cum to your client's office building and go from cubicle to cubicle performing fellatio on the client's employees granting the employees sexual release and thus working harder.

Food Delivery service to Offices, I don't know, Do your own assignments. Why the fuck do you have an assignment so early on in September anyway?

5ives

An app like tinder of 5/10s

An app like angry birds but without the anger and without the birds. Something like a mobile word processor that doesn't completely suck ass.

>>1489430
Stolen. Consider your self Zuckerberged.

well OP, did you fail?
we know you did

>>1489346

memes