you have just been given one thousand usd, how do you invest it?

>>1485252
Tie it up in T-Bills

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>>1485252

MGT

>>1485252
I'd go with URE, for sure.

>>1485252
It'd pay most of next months rent and give me some breathing room while I wait for the IRS to give me my $17,000.

>>1485252
that's about half of what I spend eating at restaurants every month. So I'd probably invest it in dinner and cocktails. Most likely lobster and scallops and crab and such. Probably some steak as well.

>>1485905
UERE sells the straps, Holmes

>>1485893
That's cute, I remember being 25.

>>1485252
I put it in my bank until my security fund of 6 month's expenses is saved up. Investing is for money you can lose without caring.

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>>1485934
>I remember being 25.
I barely do. I think I did a lot of drugs at 25.

>>1485957
Wait, when is September S?
I must know!

>>1485962
kek
are you my second grade penmanship teacher?
is that you Ms. Thurmond?

>>1485957
Wow $2k slowly losing value. U r kewl

>>1486123
Im Ready to Moon.

>>1486121
>Wow $2k slowly losing value.
It's quickly losing value.
It's my lobster and steak budget for the month, it'll be gone all too soon.

Buy $333 of ABAC at .60 sell it at .75 in a month or average down another $333 if it hits .50 then sell it at .65. keep the other $333 left to find me a local 16yr old asian to Bangkok in.

buy bitcorns

>>1486138
> paying with cash at restaurants
spotted the nigger