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>working as a balding male
How can I bluepill myself into not killing myself?
Finasteride and so on didnt work, and wigs are too expensive and I would be paranoid of it moving.
Transplants don't work unless your hairloss is stabilized.
>just shave it off
This needs to stop. Only 0.1% of men look decent.
How do you guys cope sitting next to a NW0 jock that reminds you you are genetic trash on a daily basis?
What's the point if you get no genetic validation by prime girls because you are invisible dogshit?
I guess making money itself it's the cope but im not bluepilled enough for it to work. Being a low-T cuck with a low sex drive/low standards would help too, but it's not my case.
I wish I could get autismbux (maybe my high sentience and extreme realism would qualify as autism by coping doctors) + live from my adsense income. Not needing to be subjected to this torture daily would be such a relief. At least I could rot in peace and fuck a escort or two monthly to not kill myself (lol at working as baldig male while knowing you'll die without getting attractive pussy ever).
This would be the perfect lifestyle realistically.
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>>1484499
>caring this much about appearance as a male
Try TRT pal.
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Relax. It's been cured.
Final clinical trials of a well-established protocol are about to begin in Japan. A national science institute has partnered with a multi-billion dollar conglomerate to bring a full cure to market by 2020.
http://www.kyocera.co.uk/index/news/news_detail.L2NvcnBvcmF0ZS9uZXdzLzIwMTYvS3lvY2VyYV9fYWxvbmdfd2l0aF9SSUtFTl9hbmRfT3JnYW5fVGVjaG5vbG9naWVzX19oYXNfbGF1bmNoZWRfYV9qb2ludF9yZXNlYXJjaF90b19kZXZlbG9wX2FfcmVnZW5lcmF0aXZlX21lZGljYWxfdHJlYXRtZW50X2Zvcl9oYWlyX2xvc3M~.html
It looks almost certain to work, judging by the results in the animal model.
Hang in there for three more years, save up some money, and get on the first flight to Tokyo when it becomes commercially available.
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>>1484499
cope
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>>1484524
That's what he is trying to do you dumb nigger.
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>>1484499
shave your head and own it you big pussy. stop being such an insecure little bitch. grow a goatee to compensate.
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>>1484571
This.
Look, there might eventually be a cure, as >>1484511 indicates. Until then, you can't do shit, hiding it is for weaklings, and no-one but you cares. Sure, some girls may complain about it, but it's more about the nature of the guys who try to hide their baldness (embarrassed, weak, shy, etc.) than it is the baldness itself.
I'm sure I'll have this issue at some point, at which point I'm just gonna shave that shit.
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>>1484502
Is this how you cope?
>>1484511
>it's been cured
No it hasn't I have been hearing those "5 more years" bullshit for years. The only thing that has proved to help is minox and finasteride and it does not work for me.
MPB cannot be cured, only palliated.
Im going to try RU next, its my last hope.
>>1484524
>long hair as a male
Confirmed permavirgin.
>inb4 picture of fucking Thor
>>1484571
0/10
>>1484584
>hiding it is for weaklings
>I'm just gonna shave that shit.
Don't you see shaving your hair as a balding male is trying to hide it?
This, coupled with thinking only SOME girls care, then the other bullshit about embarrased, weak, shy being worse than bald itself... I wish I was that deluded. You have healthy levels of cope.
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>>1484695
>caring this much about what girls think
Fuck you really should kill yourself. Your genes are pathetic.
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>>1484499
KEK
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>>1484708
>Your genes are pathetic.
Indeed, im balding.
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>>1484695
>no hair as a male
Confirmed permavirgin.
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>>1484711
high test is not a genetic failure
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>>1484719
Im not a virgin, I fuck 7+/10 escorts (since it's impossible to fuck 7+ as an average male, let alone a balding average male.
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>>1484724
>still thinking balding means high test
This retarded myth has been proven wrong numerous times now. Balding has ZERO realistic benefits (comedy value benefit = not having to shampoo... and the rest of cliches)
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>>1484726
confirmed for living in a fantasy land
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>>1484726
>impossible
Did you ever think that maybe you just have a shit personality?
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>>1484734
confirmed for being a frustrated wagecuck in the land of the free where escorts are ilegal and trying to find a 7+/10 is a pain in the ass and expensive as fuck
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>>1484737
No, I have an average face and a receding hairline and crown, coupled with average heigh to boot.
Aka trying to fuck 7+'s is a waste of time.
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>>1484744
>mfw 6'2 chad with head of full hair that fucks 8/10s for free
Feels fucking great to be honest bro
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>>1484747
>roleplaying
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>>1484749
>cope
Not everyone is as pathetic as you
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>>1484744
I have a friend in the exact position plus being slightly overweight and poor who gets laid all the time by at least sevens.
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>>1484757
>My fat bald friend of 7+ pussy slayer
Here we go.
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>>1484749
Actually I'm just like that guy, almost same everything with a large bank account. I never go home alone, mostly 9s or above.
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I started receding on the corners of my forehead around 23, I'm almost 25 now and there hasn't been much change but both of my uncles were completely bald by 30, so I don't have much to look forward too
My brother is 27 and has a full head of hair, fuck genetics desu senpai
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>>1484760
>this much denial
It's all true friend. Your personality is just shit, and you sound like an aspie too. In fact I can think of at least three of my acquaintances who are average at best and pull 7+ a majority of the time.
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