Am I the only one here who genuinely loves actual money? This

>>1481893
Yes, you're the only one. The only special snowflake in the whole wide world. In fact, everyone here on /biz/ hates "actual money", have you noticed how they all buy crypto currencies?
That was sarcasm. I was being sarcastic, like... to mock you for how stupid and pointless your post was.

>>1481893
same. i just wanna take a bath full of 100$ bills and hug the shit out of it.

New money feels like sandpaper all I really get from banks now a days since they are printing out billions a day

>>1481893
I will pay someone literal money to follow me around and make sure I do the work on my schedule. I want to be successful so badly but I need to work on my work ethic. Fucking A, I would rather die an excruciatingly painful death than live a mediocre life. I would rather die than not be successful and have sex with redheaded girls. I'm so desperate, I need someone to follow me around and nag and force me to work.

>>1482057
you will not be successful .
you will always be cucksessfull.

>>1481893
i like gold better.
paper money is dirty people jerk off or wipe their asses don't wash and touch money. disgusting.

>>1482046
I love the touch and feel of new money. There's nothing else at all in the world that feels like it. It's also how you can tell apart real money from counterfeits, it's impossible to replicate

i like money but nothing beats the glitter of gold

>>1481893
I'm the other way, I love silver/gold. Something about holding a silver or gold coin, new or antique that gives me a sense of satisfaction.

>>1481893
Yes. Cash is filthy and easily stolen.

>>1481893
Soon it won't even have value. The dollar is worth nothing and you know it.