how many of you would jerk off an old man right now for $1000

>>1471583
Ok but you promise not to cum inside me
>takes off pants

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>>1471583
Wat?????!?????

>>1471583
I'd do it for $500 so long as no one recorded it and no one watched.

For free

>>1472155
I would pay him.

>>1471583
Depends. Will he accept a finger in the ass or no?
No go if I'm not into it, too

>>1471583

Does he have any diseases?

>>1471583
i would if he had a decent cock

if it's old and wrinkly and keeps going limp then no.

>>1471587
>wasting a hot load

faggot

Rule one to a good hand job, don't use hands

A $1000, sure where you live?

>>1471583

I used to be fit as fuck and had older guys ask to jerk me off or blow me for money every so often. Never did it and regret not ever getting paid.

>>1471583
As long as I don't have to look at him and he doesn't touch me, sure.

>>1471583
I would do a gay marriage with Markus Persson, aka Notch. If it meant getting at least half of his 2.5 billion dollars. I would either make him feel like he has a friend in him. Or I would kill him in a painless manner and take his riches.

Now with those riches I would make Minecraft 2.0, the game it was promised to be since Notch came on /v/ to shill it.

>>1472744
You have a friend in me*

>>1471583
Hey I'd do it, but only once. Making a habit of it will wear you down in the long run.
It's best to use a starting base money in order to invest it and become rich off of it without humiliating yourself for your entire life.

i would

>>1471583

Everyone has a price... mine is $19,375.44