I have $1000 that I really have no use for right now. I would

buy monero

>>1470894

I could, yeah. The thing is that I'm a newb that doesn't know anything.

study the market trends and develop a tactic to profit off the crypto ecosystem.. i made $3000 from monero in the last week with 1 buttcoin. The wild ride is only getting started

>>1470930
Okay yeah that's the easy part. What I mean is that I kinda need help setting up everything. Like I have no idea how buy/sell or do literally anything. Is there a video or something I could read?

>>1470937
buy BTC from coinbase go to poloniex, kraken, or bittrex and try your luck with the various PnDs

>>1470937
get on google you lazy motherfucker. if you don't even have the determination to do that, don't bother. you won't ever be successful if you can't help yourself.

I'm trying to get monero but coinbitches aren't approving the payment.

>>1470944

Gotcha.

>>1470953

I've been reading a bunch of stuff, but I don't understand half of it. That's literally all I've been doing for the past week...

>>1470967
>don't understand half of it

keep reading. eventually it will start to make sense. you have to study hard little one.

>>1470970

My problem is that I have no idea what stocks are good and which are bad.

I have all the time in the world to monitor them if I have to, but I just don't wanna end up throwing my money at something that won't go up.

>>1470985
Here's the big secret- nobody knows that. It's a game of odds. If I throw money at 10 stocks and lose on 9, but 1 goes up enough to cover all my losses, I still win. Get it? I would suggest reading Trade Your Way to Financial Freedom by Van K Tharp as a starting point. The thing is, most people who get into trading think it's all about finding "the one" that will make you rich. Right? You think you'll find the next Apple and get in on the ground floor, or the next Bitcoin before it catches on. Well, you won't. But you can develop a system for trading that will be profitable. Hope I helped a little. Really, read that book.

lurk moar

Do people not research anymore? You could lose that $1000 really fast. Do not trust anyone here.

>>1470989
Not OP but thanks for listing that book

will definately read it

>>1470989
>You think you'll find the next Apple and get in on the ground floor, or the next Bitcoin before it catches on. Well, you won't.

I already did, senpai. Monero will make me a billionaire.

>>1471123
you fell for a meme

>>1471130
Jokes on you. I got in before it was a meme.

OP here.

>>1470985

Thanks for the advice.

I'm gonna read that book and keep learning about all of this before I start losing money.

I actually work in a currency exchange bank atm and it is the same thing with the market.

Monies go up and down all the time just like stocks.

>>1471168
just remember, everything crypto related is a PnD. If you drill that through your head, and formulate an exit strategy before it crashes.. you should be rolling in the profits

>>1470930
>The wild ride is only getting started
Not really, impossible to know now if XMR will be stagnant for months in a downtren or will continue pumping.

You can take the cash to a casino and play roulette with it. This can be a profitable venture only if you follow this simple rule: leave while you're ahead and don't plan on gambling for the rest of your life!

That is essentially the only way to beat the casino (unless you are a pro poker player or card counter). So my best advice to you is put $100 on black/red and attempt to gamble up to $2000. If you lose on your first bet, bet $200, then bet $400. Odds are you will be profitable.

But remember, this only works if you leave when your ahead and never gamble again! The odds are always in favor of the house in the long run, but you can gamble up a pretty decent amount of cash and leave.

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>>1472004
>works
>never gamble again

>>1472004
T. Casino owner