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So you want to be rich, faggot? Do you?
Then read this, because it's the only guaranteed method to make you rich quick:
1. Put aside $1000 for the method (if you don't have $1000, turn off your computer, go outside and get a fucking job)
2. Recognise that $1000 contains 40 installments of $25. This will be important later.
3. Sign up to Bet365. Use the welcome bonuses if you want, you probably won't need them.
4. Find a soccer game where the most likely outcome has decimal odds of 2.0, and ideally the next most likely outcome has odds of 3.0 or over.
5. Bet $25 on that outcome.
6. If you win, repeat step 5 with the total amount of your winnings (i.e bet $50 this time). If you lose, repeat step 5 with $25.
7. Now all you have to do is win 16 times in a row and you'll have $1.6 million. (if you don't feel confident doing this, set a lower goal i.e 8 wins in a row. Also don't forget that you have 40 attempts, and potentially more if you set a lower limit).
8. Congratulations, you are now the richest man in Babylon.
Thank me later at the private jumbo yacht club, friends.
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>>1464252
Do you know Danny Martingale?
He taught me something similar.
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>>1464258
lol
>"There's no way it can keep hitting black forever! Eventually it'll have to be red..."
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>>1464252
bbut what if i lose 40 times in a row?
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>>1464252
1:65,000 odds.
>NEET
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>>1464276
>sues casino for "rigged wheels"
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>>1464252
there's a chance of 0.0015% of getting 16 in a row. Even with 40 tries that's a very slim chance of getting rich and a sure chance of losing that $1000
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>>1464285
You're telling me you DON'T have $2000 to spare?
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>>1464252
seriously?
Gamble the money away?
ok, for all you dumbass plebs that are going to get sucked into this guy who runs Bet365, the betting house makes sure the odds of winning are less than the payout rates.
Duh.
That's how THEY make money. If you want to make money? Set up a house of gambling and ill-repute. Suckers will give you their money. You can try advertising on 4chan to drum up some business.
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>>1464290
>MFW didn't factor in the 00
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>>1464322
>stupid burger wheels
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>>1464252
forgetting that soccer has 3 possible odds in every game
so your theory is like playing a roulette that has Red, Black and Yellow
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>>1464321
why is sport betting gamble? i mean its not like a fucking roulette. If you watch soccer, analyze the teams, doing some research, then your chances are higher
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>>1464375
>Track stats for each team
>Know intimate details on each player
>CantLose.jpg
>Bet your life savings
>Star player breaks his leg morning of the match
>Lose all your money
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>>1464335
>Red, Black and Yellow
Here they usually color the yellow ones green.
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>>1464335
LOST
13 in. Aaaaand we have a tie!
>muh sheckles
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>>1464403
You could say the exact same thing for investing tbph
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>>1464252
Or you could do hedged betting using signup bonuses
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>>1464289
are you saying this get rich quick scheme is a lie?
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>>1464466
-3/10
desperate bait
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>>1464466
Diversification mitigates risk without substantially decreasing gain
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Probably better off taking the thousand and buying bet365 or paddypower shares
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>>1464252
Is this the bird of an epic new meme
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Do the same except with one penny and then you have more chances!!!!!
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>>1464252
LE MARTINGALE MEMERY
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>>1464403
>Bet your life savings
>what is a bankroll
Literally your fault
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