>ITT: post best resume ever pic sorta not related

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>>1462575
Sorry, OP, but I need to hijack you are thread for shilling purposes.

Screencap this post. Or the other 7 posts I made with the exact same image.

>>1462822
no

>>1462575
Crazy thing is I really believed the guy was honestly looking for work until the bullet points.

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this one's a classic

this is what happens when you are getting unemployment but are required to attempt to apply to jobs but don't actually want them to say yes

alternatively
>girl

>>1464206
I'd hire the fuck out of her to be my "secretary" I don't care how she looks

>>1464206
>eight pages

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Would legitimately not read

>>1464206
that is brilliant

I'm gonna change the background on my resume to bright yellow

>>1462575
The best resume ever is short, concise and to the point.

Start off with your contact details, then education and work experience, and then skills.

Avoid blocks of text.

>>1464206
If your resume contains an exclamation mark it will get trashed instantly.

>>1464206

I mean honestly, besides the obvious mental illness scattered throughout that that horrific and cringe inducing Resume (which i'm sure someone will get a pass for because she's a woman). That could be a good CV for an indie game dev group or something.

>>1462575
>22 SPM (stabs per minute)
is that even good? i feel like i could do a lot more than that.

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>>1462575