How do you "corner a market?"

Sneak up on it with a gun

> surprise gold, I've gotcha!
> *gold is cornered and gives up*

>>1457534

you are a lunatic

It's like in Joe Dirt when Kickin' Wing (the firework salesman) talks about being a veterinarian

>sell some kid a firecracker
>kid puts firecracker up a bullfrog's butt
>Kickin' Wing puts bullfrog back together

he wins both ways!

>>1457394
by owning the vast majority of the supply so all your competitors are forced to buy from you at high prices or not have anything to sell at all

>>1457539

Nope. I'm a real human bean.

> ...and a real hero.