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I want my resume to be 100% complete but the only thing left

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I want my resume to be 100% complete but the only thing left out is the photo and I don't want people to know I'm a nigger.

What's the best fake photo I could include in my resume? pic sorta related
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>>1456483
Don't include photos in your resume, period. Bad idea. HR people tend to hate it because it introduces an implication of hiring based on race/attractiveness.
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Wait, what? You mean photo like a headshot? I'm pretty confident you don't include a personal photo on a resume...
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>>1456483
My resume is a PDF and has a section for transcripts, literally the only photo on there. Don't bother with it.
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he's tryna become the next drake or migos
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>>1456489
>>1456488

That's geography specific. In places like Russia its expected of you to submit a headshot...
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>>1456495
True, I noticed the same in Japan, thinking on it.
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>>1456483

The fuck, why do you need a photo? What is this, Casting Couch?

Also, people love niggers more than cops today, so what's the issue, Jamal?
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>>1456495
Shit sorry. Sometimes I forget that I'm posting on a Mongolian image board for sharing tips and tricks about international business norms
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I have OCD so I have to complete my resume 100%

right now it's sitting on 98%, I agree I don't need a photo but I want to put something there anyway
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>>1456503

Shit, sometimes I forget that, too.

Since we're on the topic, though, should I sell 3 (of my 6) sheep, or refinance my mud hut for a down payment of a new milking cow?
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>>1456548

> whitebackground.png

100% complete... Now you can stop being an OCD nignog about it.
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>>1456488

This. no one in USA uses a photo resume.
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>>1456553
>2016
>not just prostituting your daughter
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>>1456586
it fucking worked

but now it says I also need to enter desired pay
I can't put 0 or 0,00
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>>1456483
Just take a photo in a nice suit with a smile on your face.
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>>1456678
put "Negotiable"
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>>1456488
>Implying they won't check his linkedin anyway
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>>1456495
Also Austria, Switzerland & Germany
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>>1456794
only numbers allowed

>>1456839
I'll delete it
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>>1456848
don't put a really high number because your resume may automatically get filtered out before a human even sees it

put one below minimum wage, something they couldn't even legally pay you
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>>1456483
just stop being a nigger
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>>1457502
can I put "1"?

also how where do I write on my linkedin that I don't really use it
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>>1456483

OP since when do you need a resume to sell crack? In any event, leave it out.
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>>1456488

sup Pat

how can i improve my resume?

this is the one i sent to Aon

cool to see you out of /fa/
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who the fuck puts their photo in their resume?
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>>1458570

it's a european thing
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>>1456626
>size small kneepads
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Why the fuck would you put your picture on your resume? (USA individual). Anyhow, if theyre a company that bases your ability of your race theyre probably shit-tier.
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>>1456678
I, too, have OCD. You openly admit that on applications? Why?
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>>1458516
Hey! Good resume. Enclosed is a not-pretty idea of what I'd do to it. Some thoughts:

You have a lot of good info, but the narratives will overwhelm. Hit the highlights early and fast: going to BC, that you transferred out of a lower school with an excellent GPA, that you focused on Comp Sci in high school, and that you have tangible work experience involving money. I'm not sure if you want to lean into the prior university's coursework too much, as intro level courses have little oomph.

(Also, if you can, try to get involved in a leadership role in some extracurriculars - your resume isn't thin per se, but it could always be bolstered)

Some questions you should prepare to answer:
- What did you do the summer of 2015?
- Why did you transfer to BC?
- Why did you go from accounting to economics/comp sci?
etc.
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>>1459346

Thanks Pat!

Thanks for taking the time to get into that

And yeah you're right about the extracurriculars -- i'm really lacking there

i appreciate that you took the time to create a mock version the way you'd do it and will definitely change mine a bit
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>>1458601
I'm pretty sure it's an Asian thing.
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>>1456488
This. Perhaps it differs in the country but in australia a photo on a resume is a definite no.
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>>1456483
I would throw your resume in the trash if it had a photo of you in it. I don't care what you look like, I want to know if you can do the job I'm hiring you to do.
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>>1458516
Unless asked probably dont bother putting GPA on there, id als remove any reference to "intro" courses.

Otherwise a fairly decent, if bland, entry level resume. I would probably add some kind of colour/text separation to make it more exciting for HR to look at
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>>1459374
But they arr rook same!
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>>1459403
Exactly
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>>1457736
ok so I put 1$ on asking wage since I can't leave it at zero and i don't want a real number where they would think I'm asking too much/little

I can't find the "about" section on linkedin though
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>>1456483
A resume with a picture should always be thrown in the trash.
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>>1456488
This.
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>>1456495
I hear lots of people get headshot in Russia, especially if the KGB don't like you.
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