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Is anyone here willing to lend me bitcoin?? 2016-08-21 07:18:58 Post No. 1455833
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Is anyone here willing to lend me bitcoin??
Help (ID: !.dact8KW92)
2016-08-21 07:18:58
Post No. 1455833
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I have no money, and I've been unemployed for 2 months. Tomorrow is my first day in college, and I really want to get a haircut...
I'm asking for $15 worth of bitcoin (or we can use Swish if you live in Scandinavia). I will return $18 before September 1st, by then I'll have received my first student benefits.
I don't feel like asking my mother for a loan because she has already let me live here 2 months for free, and I do not want to ask a friend for this pathetically small (but needed) loan.
We can discuss more in this thread.
Address: 1ABMyKDiqfXY8Jo5CH93DKZG751UvG1adX
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>>1455833
sent
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sent :)
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>>1455837
ok, i was trolling but now i really sent it.
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I will send you BTC if you send me the equivalent amount of DOGE
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>>1455837
why couldn't you return it to my coinbase address?
why do you need this money?
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>>1455861
I can do that. I just have to exchange BTC-DOGE when it's time to repay
>>1455866
I can return it to any address, but first I need to know who is who. Coinbase addresses aren't unique, they're shared (although coinbase keeps track of how many BTC belongs to you).
If someone were to send me $15 right now, I would have 3-4 people all telling me it was them. How would I know who to repay?
I need this money because I haven't had a haircut since February, and I would at least like to give a somewhat nice first impression to my fellow students.
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>>1455905
I appreciate your honesty, but you'll live without a haircut my friend. Just ask your mom. Tell her you'll pay her back when your student benefits come in. She'll buy you a haircut if she can afford it.
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Can you offer any guarantee, any actual assurance at all that you will in fact repay the funds, when there is literally nothing keeping you from disappearing after this thread, and no consequences of doing so?
Protip: you can't.
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>>1455916
I'm sure she would if she could, but she's already kinda mad that I haven't been able to pay her any rent money for two months. I mean, she isn't mad all the time, but if I have the guts to ask her for money she'll laugh at me..
>>1455919
Of course I can't *prove* that I won't disappear, I can only tell you I won't. Do you want to see a screenshot from the student benefits website where it has amount+payment date?
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>>1455927
>I'm sure she would if she could
Are you saying she can't? If she has the money, you really should ask her before us.
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>>1455936
>Are you saying she can't?
Yes I am. That's why she's so mad I haven't been able to help out with rent for two months. (I normally pay $200 a month when I had an income)
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>15 fucking dollars
Just borrow from parents you scrub
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