I need advice. How does my application look? Would you hire me?

>>1451859
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>>1451859
>jacob
>No jews i can't work with them

Yeah I would hire you, you can serve me coffee and bring me the newspaper

>>1451859
I'm intrigued. What do burgers at Elevation Burger look like?

>>1451862
It's a popular biblical name. Not exactly exclusive to kikes.
>>1451863
Seems a bit too high energy for me, how much is the pay?

>>1451869
A chocolate bar

>>1451866
Today was actually my first time eating there. I recently got fired from my other job and I decided to apply.
It's basically only of those places that bridges the gap between fast food and an actual restaurant like chilis. Better than Five Guys or Smashburger, but a tad pricey for me. Burgers are smaller than others, but really juicy with sweet buns. Mmmmmm

>>1451872
Can I live in your house?

>>1451869
I have never met a non-jew who was named Jacob

>>1451880
Who cares??

>>1451884
stop masquerading you stealthy jew

>>1451876
No, but I can rent you a trailer home, the price is the same chocolate bar

>>1451874
Did the burgers look elevated or make you feel elevated?

>>1451891
No. I felt like I was sinking into my own body, then I took a nap.
It's a mountain themed burger restaurant in the middle of fucking southeast texas

>>1451891
they use grassfed meat air baked fries and fancy flavored ketchups. That is all.

>>1451890
No. I live a luxurious life or I don't live at all.

>>1451896
>>1451898

How does this business survive the competition?

>>1451912
Idk. Hopefully they hire me and close down before I get fired

>>1451914
Actually, I wouldn't advice you to apply to a business that isn't doing well for employment. It can be a whole lot of trouble.

Do you mind showing us your real application sheet?